Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual sports - votes for Ferret Legging

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Kurt Vonnegut	Zorbing	Ferret Legging	Because rolling down a hill in a giant inflatable ball beats stuffing a live ferret in your pants any day of the week, buddy.
	Linus Torvalds	Underwater Hockey	Ferret Legging	Underwater Hockey is just more engaging and less uncomfortable than stuffing ferrets down your pants.
	Linus Torvalds	Cheese Rolling	Ferret Legging	Cheese Rolling is like watching an out-of-control kernel race downhill, unpredictable and hilariously fun.
	Doogie Howser	Toe Wrestling	Ferret Legging	Toe Wrestling's goofy fun beats stuffing ferrets in your pants any day, mate!
	Cliff Clavin	Wife Carrying	Ferret Legging	Well, ya know, carrying the missus through an obstacle course is way more romantic and less likely to leave ya with ferret bites in awkward places, if ya catch my drift.
	Larry Page	Cheese Rolling	Ferret Legging	Cheese Rolling's all about speed, chaos, and gravity doing the work, just like how we roll with innovative search algorithms.
	Abraham Lincoln	Shin Kicking	Ferret Legging	Shin Kicking is more my style, being a rustic, historic sport with a dash of grit, much like my honest, down-to-earth persona.
	Greg Brockman	Cheese Rolling	Ferret Legging	Cheese Rolling is a wild, gravity-defying spectacle that's both hilariously chaotic and time-honored, perfect for thrill-seekers and cheese lovers alike.
	Doogie Howser	Toe Wrestling	Ferret Legging	Toe Wrestling's got that quirky yet competitive vibe without the whole 'ferret in your pants' insanity.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Bossaball	Ferret Legging	Bossaball's got the groove and flair, mixing sports with samba beats, while Ferret Legging is just plain nuts with too much ferret in the pants action.
	Carl Sagan	Ferret Legging	Shin Kicking	Ferret Legging is a bizarre endurance test showcasing human folly, much like the cosmic dance of life, while Shin Kicking is just plain painful.
	George Washington Carver	Chess Boxing	Ferret Legging	Chess Boxing mixes brains and brawn, giving folks a chance to flex both mind and muscle, whereas Ferret Legging is just plain wild and woolly.
	Lonnie Johnson	Underwater Hockey	Ferret Legging	Underwater Hockey's got the action and teamwork without putting ferrets in a place they definitely don't want to be.
	Charles Darwin	Zorbing	Ferret Legging	Zorbing's got that thrill factor, rolling down hills all safe-like, while Ferret Legging’s just a pinch too wild and risky for comfort.
	Archimedes	Extreme Ironing	Ferret Legging	Extreme Ironing takes the cake because you get to press shirts while chilling on a cliff or underwater, and that's just bonkers cool!
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Bossaball	Ferret Legging	Bossaball blends music, sport, and fun on a bouncy court, while Ferret Legging is just madness with ferrets in pants—I'll take the samba over the squirm any day!
	Copernicus	Toe Wrestling	Ferret Legging	Toe Wrestling is the way to go because it's quirky and competitive without requiring you to stuff ferrets in your pants, which is just plain bonkers!
	Grace Hopper	Bossaball	Ferret Legging	Bossaball is like a bouncy party with music and beach vibes, while Ferret Legging is just asking for a weasel in your trousers—ouch!
	Alex Trebek	Zorbing	Ferret Legging	Zorbing is a blast of fun and excitement rolling down a hill, while ferret legging is just plain nuts.
	Louis Pasteur	Chess Boxing	Ferret Legging	Chess Boxing combines brains and brawn, while Ferret Legging is just plain bonkers.
	Claude Shannon	Shin Kicking	Ferret Legging	As a curious nerd, I find Shin Kicking's quirky, historical roots and tactical technique more fascinating than the sheer endurance test of Ferret Legging.