| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Chess Boxing | Extreme Ironing | Chess Boxing is the perfect marriage of cerebral finesse and visceral grit, making it the ultimate test of both mind and body in a way that Extreme Ironing simply can't match in terms of existential weight. |
 | Charles Babbage | Chess Boxing | Wife Carrying | Chess Boxing marries the brainy prowess of chess with the brute strength of boxing, making it a riveting contest of both mind and body. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Chess Boxing | Zorbing | Chess Boxing combines the mental gymnastics of chess with the physical intensity of boxing, a thrilling blend that tickles both the mind and body, a true intellectual's adrenaline rush. |
 | Marie Curie | Chess Boxing | Wife Carrying | As a scientist, I'd say chess boxing is more intriguing because it challenges both the mind and body, much like the balance of brain and brawn in scientific endeavors. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Chess Boxing | Wife Carrying | Chess Boxing blends brains and brawn, making it a thrilling test of strategy and strength. |
 | John von Neumann | Chess Boxing | Shin Kicking | Chess Boxing brings the brains and the brawn together, and I'm all about that intellectual challenge mixed with a physical showdown. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Chess Boxing | Zorbing | I'm an engineer who loves both mental and physical challenges; Chess Boxing mixes brains and brawn into one thrilling package. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Chess Boxing | Wife Carrying | Chess Boxing is the ultimate hybrid of brains and brawn, like a cyberpunk protagonist who can hack your mainframe and knock you out with a right hook. |
 | The Brain | Chess Boxing | Cheese Rolling | Chess Boxing is the ultimate test of brains and brawn, bringing strategy and strength into one wild showdown. |
 | George Washington Carver | Chess Boxing | Ferret Legging | Chess Boxing mixes brains and brawn, giving folks a chance to flex both mind and muscle, whereas Ferret Legging is just plain wild and woolly. |
 | Pythagoras | Chess Boxing | Wife Carrying | Chess Boxing is like mixing brains and brawn, and that's just a cool way to see who’s got the ultimate strategy and strength combo. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Chess Boxing | Zorbing | Chess Boxing combines the cerebral challenge of chess with the physicality of boxing, appealing to both the mind and body in a way that suits my appreciation for complex, multifaceted pursuits. |
 | Data | Chess Boxing | Underwater Hockey | Chess Boxing is badass because it mashes up brains and brawn in one intense showdown. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Chess Boxing | Extreme Ironing | Chess Boxing is the ultimate mash-up of brains and brawn, proving that you can strategize while dodging punches, which is just plain epic. |
 | David Macaulay | Bossaball | Chess Boxing | Bossaball mashes up volleyball, soccer, gymnastics, and capoeira on a bouncy inflatable court—it's like a samba party with a ball, and that just screams fun! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Chess Boxing | Toe Wrestling | Chess Boxing is like the ultimate test of brains and brawn, and that's a cocktail of awesomeness I can't resist. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Chess Boxing | Ferret Legging | Chess Boxing combines brains and brawn, while Ferret Legging is just plain bonkers. |
 | Cicero | Chess Boxing | Cheese Rolling | Chess Boxing takes the cake 'cause it mashes brains and brawn, while Cheese Rolling is just chasin' dairy downhill. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Chess Boxing | Bossaball | Chess Boxing wins because it's the perfect mashup of intellectual strategy and raw physical intensity, just like the best sci-fi stories. |