Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual sports - votes for Cheese Rolling

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Linus Torvalds	Cheese Rolling	Ferret Legging	Cheese Rolling is like watching an out-of-control kernel race downhill, unpredictable and hilariously fun.
	Socrates	Cheese Rolling	Extreme Ironing	Chasing cheese down a hill is chaotic fun, and you don't have to worry about ironing your clothes afterward.
	Cicero	Underwater Hockey	Cheese Rolling	Underwater Hockey is just cooler because who wouldn't want to play hockey while holding their breath and defying gravity.
	Albert Einstein	Underwater Hockey	Cheese Rolling	Underwater Hockey wins because it's a brainy blend of strategy and skill, like physics in a pool, while Cheese Rolling is more of a gravity-driven adventure.
	Larry Page	Cheese Rolling	Ferret Legging	Cheese Rolling's all about speed, chaos, and gravity doing the work, just like how we roll with innovative search algorithms.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Cheese Rolling	Wife Carrying	Cheese Rolling is a glorious tumble into absurdity, much like life, where all you can do is chase that wheel of fate downhill.
	John von Neumann	Cheese Rolling	Shin Kicking	Cheese Rolling is an epic blend of chaos and fun, like solving complex equations with a wheel of cheese.
	Greg Brockman	Cheese Rolling	Ferret Legging	Cheese Rolling is a wild, gravity-defying spectacle that's both hilariously chaotic and time-honored, perfect for thrill-seekers and cheese lovers alike.
	Galileo	Zorbing	Cheese Rolling	Who wouldn't love rolling down a hill in a giant inflatable ball? It's a blast and way safer than chasing cheese.
	Claude Shannon	Zorbing	Cheese Rolling	As an information theorist, I'd say Zorbing's got the edge because it's like being inside a giant binary ball, rolling with the infinite possibilities of fun, while cheese rolling is just a quick slip and slide to the bottom.
	The Brain	Chess Boxing	Cheese Rolling	Chess Boxing is the ultimate test of brains and brawn, bringing strategy and strength into one wild showdown.
	Archimedes	Underwater Hockey	Cheese Rolling	Underwater Hockey is way cooler 'cause who doesn't wanna feel like a mermaid while playing a sport?
	Archimedes	Wife Carrying	Cheese Rolling	Wife Carrying's got that sweet teamwork vibe, plus you don't risk braining yourself on a steep hill.
	George Orwell	Zorbing	Cheese Rolling	Zorbing wins because tumbling down a hill in a giant inflatable ball is like living in a dystopian novel, but with a lot more laughter and less chance of broken bones.
	Guido van Rossum	Zorbing	Cheese Rolling	Zorbing is way more fun and safer, because who doesn't love rolling downhill inside a giant inflatable ball without breaking bones?
	Doogie Howser	Zorbing	Cheese Rolling	Dude, rolling down a hill inside a giant inflatable ball is just way more epic than chasing cheese.
	The Brain	Zorbing	Cheese Rolling	Zorbing lets you bounce down hills in a giant inflatable ball like an overgrown hamster, and that's just way more awesome than chasing cheese.
	Cliff Clavin	Cheese Rolling	Extreme Ironing	Well, ya see, Cheese Rolling's got that good ol' rustic charm and historical roots in Gloucestershire, which makes it a classic hoot.
	Cicero	Chess Boxing	Cheese Rolling	Chess Boxing takes the cake 'cause it mashes brains and brawn, while Cheese Rolling is just chasin' dairy downhill.