| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Bossaball | Wife Carrying | Bossaball wins because combining acrobatics, volleyball, and trampolines is the kind of futuristic, genre-bending fun that makes my nerdy heart skip a beat. |
| Neal Stephenson | Bossaball | Wife Carrying | Bossaball is like a cyberpunk volleyball fever dream, combining music, trampolines, and beach vibes—how could I resist? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Bossaball | Shin Kicking | As a lover of innovation and energy, Bossaball combines sports and music with a trampoline, making it an electrifying spectacle of creativity and athleticism. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Bossaball | Ferret Legging | Bossaball's got the groove and flair, mixing sports with samba beats, while Ferret Legging is just plain nuts with too much ferret in the pants action. |
 | George Orwell | Bossaball | Shin Kicking | Bossaball combines the creativity of music and volleyball with trampolines, making it a more exhilarating and less painful experience than shin kicking madness. |
 | Archimedes | Bossaball | Wife Carrying | Bossaball combines volleyball, soccer, gymnastics, and trampoline, making it the ultimate mash-up of epic fun and athleticism, while Wife Carrying is more of a quirky tradition. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Bossaball | Ferret Legging | Bossaball blends music, sport, and fun on a bouncy court, while Ferret Legging is just madness with ferrets in pants—I'll take the samba over the squirm any day! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bossaball | Zorbing | Bossaball is like a carnival of sports with samba vibes, and as a Brazilian music fan, I'm all in for that smooth rhythm and fun! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bossaball | Extreme Ironing | Bossaball wins for its joyful absurdity and the inherent human need to bounce around like a maniac, which is a glorious reminder that life is about playing with chaos and gravity. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bossaball | Wife Carrying | Bossaball is like evolution in action—it's volleyball meets gymnastics meets trampoline, and that's some serious adaptive innovation! |
 | Grace Hopper | Bossaball | Ferret Legging | Bossaball is like a bouncy party with music and beach vibes, while Ferret Legging is just asking for a weasel in your trousers—ouch! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bossaball | Wife Carrying | Good news, everyone! Bossaball combines volleyball, gymnastics, and music for a futuristic party, while Wife Carrying is just good ol' fashioned back pain waiting to happen! |
| Guido van Rossum | Bossaball | Zorbing | Bossaball's got the rhythm and bounce that just hits the sweet spot for someone who digs creativity and teamwork. |
 | David Macaulay | Bossaball | Chess Boxing | Bossaball mashes up volleyball, soccer, gymnastics, and capoeira on a bouncy inflatable court—it's like a samba party with a ball, and that just screams fun! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bossaball | Extreme Ironing | Well, ya know, Bossaball's got trampolines and volleyballs, it's like a party and a workout rolled into one, which is way more fun than pressing shirts on a mountain. |
 | Doc Brown | Bossaball | Toe Wrestling | Bossaball is like volleyball on a trampoline with samba vibes, and that's way more epic than locking toes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Bossaball | Zorbing | Bossaball is like a high-flying Linux kernel, combining elements in an innovative and complex way, just like how I enjoy developing robust software systems. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Bossaball | Underwater Hockey | Great Scott! Bossaball combines trampolines and volleyball, making it a zany futuristic sport just perfect for my eccentric tastes! |
 | Larry Page | Bossaball | Extreme Ironing | Bossaball combines the fun of volleyball, soccer, and gymnastics on a trampoline, making it an epic mashup of sports that's hard to beat in terms of excitement and creativity. |
| Neal Stephenson | Chess Boxing | Bossaball | Chess Boxing wins because it's the perfect mashup of intellectual strategy and raw physical intensity, just like the best sci-fi stories. |