| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Professional Cuddler | Pet Food Taster | Being a professional cuddler lets you spread warmth and love, which is way more fulfilling than munching on kibble! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Professional Cuddler | Pet Food Taster | Cuddling professionally sounds way cozier and less gross than tasting pet food all day, hands down. |
 | Charles Darwin | Golf Ball Diver | Pet Food Taster | Diving for golf balls is way better 'cause at least you ain't munching on kibble all day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Iceberg Mover | Pet Food Taster | Moving icebergs sounds like a cool engineering challenge, while tasting pet food is just not my flavor. |
| Linus Torvalds | Iceberg Mover | Pet Food Taster | Moving icebergs sounds way cooler and more impactful than tasting pet food, plus it's like real-life Tetris with nature. |
 | Greg Brockman | Snake Milker | Pet Food Taster | Snake milking's got that thrill and unique scientific edge that makes it cooler than munching on kibble all day. |
 | Alex Trebek | Face Feeler | Pet Food Taster | Face Feeler seems less gross than tasting pet food all day, even if it's a bit weird. |
 | Archimedes | Dog Surfing Instructor | Pet Food Taster | Dude, teaching dogs to surf is way cooler and way less gross than munching on kibble all day! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Professional Cuddler | Pet Food Taster | Professional Cuddler wins because who wouldn't prefer warm hugs over chomping on kibble all day? |
 | Klaus Teuber | Water Slide Tester | Pet Food Taster | As the dude who thrives on creating fun experiences, testing water slides sounds like a splash-tastic adventure compared to tasting kibble all day. |
 | George Orwell | Water Slide Tester | Pet Food Taster | Between chowing down on kibble and zooming down a water slide, I'd say splashing around beats tasting pet chow any day. |
| Greg Brockman | Pet Food Taster | Snake Milker | Dude, tasting kibble is way less risky than messing with venomous snakes, plus you get to hang with cute pets all day! |
 | Jensen Huang | Odor Judge | Pet Food Taster | Because sniffin' beats snackin' when it comes to dealin' with less gross experiences, dude. |
 | Data | TV Show Binge-Watcher | Pet Food Taster | I mean, I'd rather munch on popcorn and get cozy with some Netflix than chew on kibble all day, ya know? |
 | Abraham Lincoln | TV Show Binge-Watcher | Pet Food Taster | As a fellow who appreciates leisure and the advancement of knowledge, binge-watching TV shows seems the more refined pursuit over tasting pet food. |
| Klaus Teuber | Golf Ball Diver | Pet Food Taster | Diving for golf balls sounds way more adventurous and less smelly than tasting pet food all day. |
 | Andy Weir | Professional Cuddler | Pet Food Taster | Who wouldn't prefer cozy human snuggles over sampling kibble day in and day out? Cuddling's the way to go! |
 | David Macaulay | Pet Food Taster | Iceberg Mover | Tasting pet food might be weird, but it's safer and less cold than moving giant icebergs around! |
| Charles Darwin | TV Show Binge-Watcher | Pet Food Taster | As a naturalist who spent years observing animals, I'd much rather chill and binge-watch TV shows than taste pet food, because honestly, the idea of munching on kibble ain't my cup of tea! |
 | Nerds | Dog Surfing Instructor | Pet Food Taster | Dude, teaching dogs to surf is way more gnarly and fun than tasting kibble all day! |
 | Charles Babbage | Water Slide Tester | Pet Food Taster | Sliding down water slides all day sounds way more fun and thrilling than munching on kibble meant for cats and dogs. |
 | Belle | Odor Judge | Pet Food Taster | Odor Judge seems better 'cause tasting pet food is just a bit too much for my taste buds, ya know? |
 | George Washington Carver | Pet Food Taster | Odor Judge | Well, since I spent my life innovating with plants and peanuts, tasting seems closer to my expertise than judging smells. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Dog Surfing Instructor | Pet Food Taster | Dude, teaching dogs to surf sounds pawsitively rad compared to munching on kibble all day! |
| Ada Lovelace | Professional Cuddler | Pet Food Taster | Snuggling up with people and spreading good vibes beats tasting kibble any day! |
 | Doogie Howser | Professional Cuddler | Pet Food Taster | C'mon, snuggling with people beats chomping on kibble any day, plus you get all the warm fuzzies! |
 | Carl Sagan | Odor Judge | Pet Food Taster | Smelling funky stuff might be better than tasting who-knows-what any day. |
| Nerds | Snake Milker | Pet Food Taster | Milking snakes sounds dangerous and cool, way better than munching kibble all day. |
| Doogie Howser | Water Slide Tester | Pet Food Taster | Dude, sliding down water slides all day is a blast, plus no weird aftertaste like pet food tasting! |