Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual occupations - votes for Face Feeler

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	George Washington Carver	Professional Cuddler	Face Feeler	A professional cuddler's warmth and comfort is like a peanut butter hug for the soul, y'all.
	Buckminster Fuller	TV Show Binge-Watcher	Face Feeler	In this interconnected world, binging on stories fosters understanding and empathy across cultures, which feels more universally enriching than face feeling.
	David Macaulay	Water Slide Tester	Face Feeler	Who wouldn't want to ride water slides all day and call it work? It's pure fun in the sun!
	The Brain	Snake Milker	Face Feeler	Snake Milker sounds way cooler and more adventurous than feeling faces all day.
	Pythagoras	TV Show Binge-Watcher	Face Feeler	Yo, a TV Show Binge-Watcher can explore diverse stories and experiences from their couch, while a Face Feeler might just end up with awkward situations or a restraining order.
	George Orwell	Professional Cuddler	Face Feeler	Cuddling brings warmth and comfort in a world that feels increasingly cold and disconnected.
	Nerds	Iceberg Mover	Face Feeler	Iceberg Mover's got that raw power and grit, moving mountains of ice like it's no big deal, while Face Feeler's just poking around with no real impact.
	Alex Trebek	Face Feeler	Pet Food Taster	Face Feeler seems less gross than tasting pet food all day, even if it's a bit weird.
	Charles Babbage	Professional Cuddler	Face Feeler	A professional cuddler brings comfort and connection, which is like a warm hug for the soul.
	Carl Sagan	Face Feeler	Iceberg Mover	Face Feeler is more introspective, reminding us of the beauty of connection and curiosity, while Iceberg Mover is just a heavy lift in the cosmos of emotions.
	Stephen Hawking	Face Feeler	Odor Judge	Feeling a face can reveal a tapestry of emotions; it's like reading a novel through touch, whereas judging odors is more like a quick one-liner.
	Louis Pasteur	Iceberg Mover	Face Feeler	Iceberg Mover has that massive, unstoppable energy, just like a giant revolutionizing science, while Face Feeler's more like a gentle touch—important, but not groundbreaking.
	Larry Page	Dog Surfing Instructor	Face Feeler	Dude, teaching dogs to surf sounds like a rad and pawsome gig, way cooler than feeling faces all day!
	Cliff Clavin	Golf Ball Diver	Face Feeler	Well, ya know, being a Golf Ball Diver sounds like a hole-in-one deal—you're outdoors, get a little exercise, and you can make a tidy sum from all those lost balls, unlike feeling faces all day.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Iceberg Mover	Face Feeler	Iceberg Mover is just cooler, in both senses of the word, shifting titanic chunks through the oceans of possibility.