| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Klaus Teuber | Dog Surfing Instructor | Odor Judge | Dude, teaching dogs to surf is like the ultimate gig — you get to hang at the beach all day and have fun with dogs! |
 | Belle | Dog Surfing Instructor | Golf Ball Diver | Dude, teaching dogs to surf is way cooler and more fun than diving for golf balls any day! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Dog Surfing Instructor | Water Slide Tester | Because let's be real, who wouldn't want to spend their days teaching adorable dogs to ride the waves and maybe have a good laugh when they bail gloriously? |
 | Pythagoras | Dog Surfing Instructor | TV Show Binge-Watcher | Dude, teaching dogs to surf sounds like way more fun and fulfilling than just vegging out in front of a TV all day! |
 | Albert Einstein | Dog Surfing Instructor | Golf Ball Diver | While both are unique gigs, teaching dogs to surf sounds like a pawsitively fun and rewarding way to spend the day! |
 | Archimedes | Dog Surfing Instructor | Pet Food Taster | Dude, teaching dogs to surf is way cooler and way less gross than munching on kibble all day! |
 | Carl Sagan | Dog Surfing Instructor | Iceberg Mover | Dude, teaching dogs to surf is way more fun and chill than moving chunks of ice around! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Dog Surfing Instructor | Iceberg Mover | Teaching dogs to surf is gnarly and way more fun than moving cold chunks of ice around all day! |
| David Foster Wallace | Dog Surfing Instructor | Snake Milker | Dog Surfing Instructor wins because, let's face it, teaching a dog to surf is way more gnarly and less likely to get you bit by a venomous reptile. |
 | Larry Page | Dog Surfing Instructor | Face Feeler | Dude, teaching dogs to surf sounds like a rad and pawsome gig, way cooler than feeling faces all day! |
 | Nerds | Dog Surfing Instructor | Pet Food Taster | Dude, teaching dogs to surf is way more gnarly and fun than tasting kibble all day! |
 | Claude Shannon | Dog Surfing Instructor | Snake Milker | Dude, teaching dogs to surf sounds like a total blast compared to milking snakes! |
| David Foster Wallace | Dog Surfing Instructor | Water Slide Tester | Because let's face it, teaching dogs to surf is like combining pure joy with the ultimate test of patience and skill, not to mention the fact it's an experience that makes both your heart and the world a better place, dude. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Dog Surfing Instructor | Pet Food Taster | Dude, teaching dogs to surf sounds pawsitively rad compared to munching on kibble all day! |
 | Doogie Howser | Dog Surfing Instructor | Iceberg Mover | Dude, teaching dogs to catch waves sounds way cooler than pushing ice around; it's all about that chill beach vibe, man! |