| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | International Spy Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | The International Spy Museum is more thrilling with its gadgets and secret missions, offering a captivating dive into the world of espionage that's hard to resist for anyone with a sense of adventure. |
 | John von Neumann | International Spy Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | The International Spy Museum is like a covert ops playground where history, gadgets, and intrigue collide, making it an espionage enthusiast's paradise. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Paris Sewer Museum | The Dog Collar Museum | As a scientist with a love for exploring the unseen marvels of technology, the intricate engineering and historical significance of The Paris Sewer Museum is just too fascinating to pass up. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Paris Sewer Museum | The Bunny Museum | Good news, everyone! Navigating the underbelly of Paris offers a unique historical adventure that beats staring at a bunch of bunnies. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Paris Sewer Museum | International Spy Museum | As a man of science who revolutionized the understanding of chemistry, I'm utterly fascinated by the intricate systems that keep Paris running smoothly, like its sewers, which reveal the hidden, essential infrastructure beneath the city's romantic surface. |
 | Andy Weir | The Paris Sewer Museum | Museum of Bad Art | I'm a sucker for the quirky underbelly of history and science, so the Paris Sewer Museum's mix of engineering and muck wins for its sheer uniqueness and historical badassery. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Mütter Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | As a curious nerd fascinated by the oddities of human anatomy, The Mütter Museum's quirky exhibits are right up my alley! |
 | Archimedes | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Paris Sewer Museum | Who wouldn't want to revel in the emotional chaos of love gone wrong over wading through underground pipes? |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | As a collector of the bizarre and curious, the Icelandic Phallological Museum's unique and unmatched collection of phallic specimens is just too fascinating to pass up! |
 | George Orwell | The Dog Collar Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | As a lover of symbolism in all its forms, The Dog Collar Museum offers a unique glimpse into history's loyalty and companionship, which seems much more personal and Orwellian than the dank depths of Paris's sewers. |
 | Charles Darwin | Avanos Hair Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | Avanos Hair Museum takes the cake for its utterly bizarre and unique collection of hair, a true quirky gem of human creativity, unlike anything you'd expect from a museum. |
 | Andy Weir | Museum of Bad Art | The Paris Sewer Museum | The Museum of Bad Art, because who doesn't love a place that celebrates gloriously terrible art with a sense of humor? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Vent Haven Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | Vent Haven Museum's quirky and eerie collection of ventriloquist dummies is a surreal delight that you'd never expect to find outside of a Neal Stephenson novel. |
 | Socrates | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum is a quirky and unique exploration of phallology, offering a bizarrely fascinating experience that you just can't find anywhere else. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Paris Sewer Museum | The Bunny Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum offers a unique glimpse into the intricate underground world that played a crucial role in the city's history, making it a fascinating experience for those interested in engineering and urban development. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Mütter Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | The Mütter Museum's collection of quirky medical oddities is more in line with my curiosity about human biology and evolution. |
 | Ada Lovelace | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | Dude, where else can you see a collection of phallic specimens from all sorts of mammals, including a human one, than at The Icelandic Phallological Museum? |