| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum has way more cool and crazy medical stuff to blow your mind than a bunch of hair samples. |
 | George Orwell | The Mütter Museum | Vent Haven Museum | For the love of the bizarre and the morbid, The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities offers a haunting reflection on the human condition, much like my own exploration of dystopian futures. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Mütter Museum | The Bunny Museum | As the father of modern chemistry, I find the scientific and medical artifacts at The Mütter Museum utterly fascinating and academically enriching. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Mütter Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | As a curious nerd fascinated by the oddities of human anatomy, The Mütter Museum's quirky exhibits are right up my alley! |
 | Copernicus | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum is both creepy and educational with its medical oddities, making it a must-see for anyone who digs bizarre history with a side of learning. |
 | Belle | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Bad Art | The Mütter Museum, with its quirky collection of medical oddities, edges out with its fascinating, albeit slightly creepy, insights into medical history and human anatomy that captivate the curious nerd in me. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum is packed with fascinating medical oddities and history, making it a mind-blowing experience for any science and history nerd! |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities tickles the scientific curiosity more than Avanos's hair samples. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Mütter Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | The Mütter Museum has a more compelling and medically educational collection that caters to both the curious and the scientifically inclined, aligning with my own insatiable thirst for anatomical knowledge. |
 | Professor Frink | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | Oh, the Mütter Museum is like a treasure trove of medical oddities, my glayvin! |
 | Carl Sagan | The Mütter Museum | International Spy Museum | The Mütter Museum wins for its stellar display of medical history and human curiosity, akin to traversing the cosmos of the human body with wonder and intrigue. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Mütter Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | As a scientist fascinated by the intricacies of human anatomy and pathology, The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities and historical specimens speaks to my soul more than a museum dedicated to phallology, though unique and intriguing in its own right. |
 | Larry Page | The Mütter Museum | The Bunny Museum | The Mütter Museum is totally fascinating with its collection of medical oddities, making it a nerd's dream destination. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Mütter Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | The Mütter Museum's collection of quirky medical oddities is more in line with my curiosity about human biology and evolution. |
 | The Brain | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Mütter Museum is the ultimate nerd haven with all its medical oddities and historical quirks, making it a no-brainer for a brain like me. |
 | John von Neumann | The Mütter Museum | Vent Haven Museum | The Mütter Museum's bizarre medical oddities make it a wild ride through the weird side of science, which is totally my jam. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Bad Art | The Mütter Museum is like a bizarre treasure trove of medical oddities that'll make your jaw drop and your brain spin. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Mütter Museum | The Bunny Museum | As the famed Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, I gotta say, The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities really tickles my scientific fancy and curiosity! |
| Guido van Rossum | The Mütter Museum | The Bunny Museum | As a curious geek, The Mütter Museum's bizarre medical oddities and historical artifacts are a fascinating dive into the strange side of science. |
| Guido van Rossum | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | As a curious nerd fascinated by the intersection of science and history, The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities and anatomical specimens is an irresistible treasure trove of knowledge. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum's weird medical stuff is just way cooler and more interesting than a bunch of hair on the walls. |
 | Pythagoras | The Mütter Museum | The Dog Collar Museum | The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities and history is way more gnarly and captivating than a bunch of old dog collars. |