| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Dog Collar Museum | As a scientist fascinated by human connections and emotional experiences, the Museum of Broken Relationships provides a more intriguing exploration of human nature and storytelling. |
 | Jensen Huang | International Spy Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | The International Spy Museum is like the GPU of museums, packed with intrigue and cutting-edge exhibits that'll keep your curiosity overclocked. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Dog Collar Museum | Because in a world where hearts are more tangled than a dog's leash, the Museum of Broken Relationships offers a colorful tapestry of humanity's quirks and quandaries. |
 | Archimedes | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Paris Sewer Museum | Who wouldn't want to revel in the emotional chaos of love gone wrong over wading through underground pipes? |
 | Professor Frink | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | Oh, the Mütter Museum is like a treasure trove of medical oddities, my glayvin! |
 | David Macaulay | Museum of Broken Relationships | Avanos Hair Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships is like a soap opera in a gallery, full of raw emotion and crazy stories that hit you right in the feels. |
 | George Orwell | Museum of Broken Relationships | Vent Haven Museum | While Vent Haven's ventriloquism dummies are a quirky delight, the Museum of Broken Relationships offers a raw and relatable look into the human condition, which fits my taste for social commentary like a glove. |
 | Doogie Howser | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Bunny Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships hits you in the feels with all those personal stories, while The Bunny Museum is quirky but mainly about bunnies. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Dog Collar Museum | I gotta go with the Museum of Broken Relationships because it's like a window into the rollercoaster of human emotions, which is way more intriguing than just a bunch of dog collars. |
 | Pythagoras | Museum of Broken Relationships | Vent Haven Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships hits you right in the feels with its raw, relatable stories, making it a more emotionally engaging experience. |
 | Cicero | International Spy Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | Spies and gadgets are way cooler and more thrilling than heartache and breakups! |
 | Doc Brown | International Spy Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | Great Scott! The International Spy Museum has all the thrilling espionage gadgets and stories that'll make any time traveler feel like a secret agent on a mission! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Museum of Broken Relationships | Museum of Bad Art | The Museum of Broken Relationships tugs at the heartstrings with its raw, real stories, making it a winner for those who crave a deeper connection. |
 | The Brain | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Mütter Museum is the ultimate nerd haven with all its medical oddities and historical quirks, making it a no-brainer for a brain like me. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Museum of Broken Relationships | Vent Haven Museum | While both museums possess their own quirky charm, the Museum of Broken Relationships takes the cake with its profound exploration of the human condition and emotional ties that bind us, making it a deeply resonant experience. |
| Jensen Huang | Museum of Broken Relationships | Museum of Bad Art | The Museum of Broken Relationships digs deeper into the human experience, exploring heartfelt stories and emotional connections that resonate universally. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships offers a deeply human narrative that resonates emotionally with visitors, making it a more compelling experience. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Dog Collar Museum | Oh my, the Museum of Broken Relationships is a fascinating glimpse into the human condition, with stories that'll give you the warm fuzzies or the cold shivers, unlike dog collars, which are, well, just dog collars! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Museum of Broken Relationships | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | Love's debris tells more human tales than a parade of pickled peckers. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Mütter Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | As a curious nerd fascinated by the intersection of science and history, The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities and anatomical specimens is an irresistible treasure trove of knowledge. |