| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Jensen Huang | International Spy Museum | Vent Haven Museum | The International Spy Museum packs more action and tech intrigue, which speaks to my inner gadget geek. |
 | Archimedes | International Spy Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | The International Spy Museum is more thrilling with its gadgets and secret missions, offering a captivating dive into the world of espionage that's hard to resist for anyone with a sense of adventure. |
 | John von Neumann | International Spy Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | The International Spy Museum is like a covert ops playground where history, gadgets, and intrigue collide, making it an espionage enthusiast's paradise. |
 | Steve Wozniak | International Spy Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | As a tech nerd, the International Spy Museum's gadgets and espionage history are right up my alley, offering a thrilling peek into the world of covert operations and innovation. |
 | Galileo | International Spy Museum | Vent Haven Museum | Espionage gadgets and spy tales are way cooler and more intriguing than a bunch of ventriloquist dummies just staring at you. |
| Jensen Huang | International Spy Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | The International Spy Museum is like the GPU of museums, packed with intrigue and cutting-edge exhibits that'll keep your curiosity overclocked. |
 | Stephen Hawking | International Spy Museum | Museum of Bad Art | The International Spy Museum is like a playground for the curious mind, filled with the kind of intrigue and espionage stories that would captivate anyone with a love for science and mystery. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Paris Sewer Museum | International Spy Museum | As a man of science who revolutionized the understanding of chemistry, I'm utterly fascinated by the intricate systems that keep Paris running smoothly, like its sewers, which reveal the hidden, essential infrastructure beneath the city's romantic surface. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | International Spy Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Spies are cooler than hair, and a museum full of espionage secrets is way more thrilling than one filled with locks of hair. |
 | Pythagoras | International Spy Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | As a fan of intrigue and the clandestine arts, the International Spy Museum just tickles my fancy more with its thrilling espionage exhibits. |
 | Cliff Clavin | International Spy Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | Well, you know, the International Spy Museum's got all the gadgets and gizmos, which are more exciting than looking at a bunch of pickled private parts, if you ask me. |
 | Greg Brockman | International Spy Museum | The Dog Collar Museum | The International Spy Museum is like a blockbuster movie crammed into a building with gadgets and espionage tales that'll make you feel like James Bond, whereas The Dog Collar Museum is charmingly niche but can't quite match the sheer intrigue and pizzazz of spy lore. |
 | Carl Sagan | The Mütter Museum | International Spy Museum | The Mütter Museum wins for its stellar display of medical history and human curiosity, akin to traversing the cosmos of the human body with wonder and intrigue. |
| Greg Brockman | International Spy Museum | Vent Haven Museum | I dig the cloak-and-dagger vibes of the International Spy Museum, it's like stepping into a real-life James Bond flick! |
 | Richard P Feynman | International Spy Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | While a museum full of penises might be a hoot, the International Spy Museum intrigues with tales of espionage and makes you ponder the secrets of the universe, which is always a win in my book. |
 | Cicero | International Spy Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | Spies and gadgets are way cooler and more thrilling than heartache and breakups! |
 | Doc Brown | International Spy Museum | Museum of Broken Relationships | Great Scott! The International Spy Museum has all the thrilling espionage gadgets and stories that'll make any time traveler feel like a secret agent on a mission! |
 | Louis Pasteur | International Spy Museum | Museum of Bad Art | As a scientist fascinated by espionage during my time, the International Spy Museum's intrigue and history of secret intelligence would appeal more to my curiosity. |
| Richard P Feynman | International Spy Museum | Vent Haven Museum | As someone who loves unraveling mysteries, the International Spy Museum is like a playground of espionage and intrigue, perfect for a curious mind like mine. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | International Spy Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Espionage tales and secret spy gadgets are way cooler and more intriguing than a collection of hair, don't you think? |