| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum has way more cool and crazy medical stuff to blow your mind than a bunch of hair samples. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | International Spy Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Spies are cooler than hair, and a museum full of espionage secrets is way more thrilling than one filled with locks of hair. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Vent Haven Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Vent Haven Museum is quite the quirky spot with its unique collection of ventriloquist dummies that'll make any science lover curious about the mechanics and art behind them. |
 | Copernicus | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum is both creepy and educational with its medical oddities, making it a must-see for anyone who digs bizarre history with a side of learning. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum is packed with fascinating medical oddities and history, making it a mind-blowing experience for any science and history nerd! |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum's collection of medical oddities tickles the scientific curiosity more than Avanos's hair samples. |
 | Charles Darwin | Avanos Hair Museum | The Paris Sewer Museum | Avanos Hair Museum takes the cake for its utterly bizarre and unique collection of hair, a true quirky gem of human creativity, unlike anything you'd expect from a museum. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | In the spirit of scientific curiosity and intrigue, the Icelandic Phallological Museum offers a one-of-a-kind exploration of the natural world, showcasing its diverse collection with a sense of humor and education unmatched by a room full of hair clippings. |
 | David Macaulay | Museum of Broken Relationships | Avanos Hair Museum | The Museum of Broken Relationships is like a soap opera in a gallery, full of raw emotion and crazy stories that hit you right in the feels. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Oh, come on now, how can you beat a museum dedicated entirely to phalluses from various species? That's just a whole new level of quirky fascination! |
 | Cicero | Avanos Hair Museum | The Bunny Museum | Avanos Hair Museum is hella unique with its quirky collection of hair locks, making it a one-of-a-kind experience you won't find anywhere else. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Museum of Bad Art | Avanos Hair Museum | As the creator of games like Catan, I appreciate the playful creativity of the Museum of Bad Art, which celebrates artistic failures with a sense of humor and imagination. |
| Cicero | Avanos Hair Museum | The Dog Collar Museum | Avanos Hair Museum is just so quirky and one-of-a-kind, it's a must-see experience that leaves a lasting impression! |
| David Macaulay | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum's quirky and unique collection of phallic specimens offers a more universally intriguing experience than Avanos Hair Museum's locks of hair, appealing to a broader audience with its oddball charm. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Avanos Hair Museum | The Bunny Museum | Because Avanos Hair Museum is just so quirky and fascinating, with its thousands of locks of hair collected from visitors around the world, it's like a testament to human eccentricity! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Mütter Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | The Mütter Museum's weird medical stuff is just way cooler and more interesting than a bunch of hair on the walls. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | International Spy Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Espionage tales and secret spy gadgets are way cooler and more intriguing than a collection of hair, don't you think? |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Icelandic Phallological Museum | Avanos Hair Museum | Because where else can you geek out over the largest collection of penises and penile parts in the world, seriously, that's some unique biological diversity right there! |