| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Werewolf Diet | Baby Food Diet | The Werewolf Diet aligns better with our cosmic rhythm and natural cycles, conjugating the synergy of lunar phases with the metabolic dance of our bodies. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Werewolf Diet | Cotton Ball Diet | Well, you see, the Werewolf Diet might be a little loony, but it's safer than munching on cotton balls like they're popcorn at the ballgame, which ain't exactly a five-star meal. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Werewolf Diet | Baby Food Diet | Werewolf Diet sounds way more badass and primal, appealing to the inner geek in me who loves a good sci-fi transformation tale. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Werewolf Diet | Sleeping Beauty Diet | As the creator of Catan, I value strategy and the Werewolf Diet's alignment with lunar cycles feels like a more calculated approach to dieting. |
 | Alex Trebek | Werewolf Diet | Tapeworm Diet | The Werewolf Diet is like a quirky moon-based fast, while the Tapeworm Diet is just plain gross and risky. |
 | Alex Trebek | Cabbage Soup Diet | Werewolf Diet | The Cabbage Soup Diet might have you eating like a rabbit, but at least it doesn't rely on lunar phases that leave you howling for more food. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Apple Cider Vinegar Diet | Werewolf Diet | Apple cider vinegar might not work miracles, but at least it doesn't rely on the moon phases to make you crazy. |
 | Belle | Sleeping Beauty Diet | Werewolf Diet | Dude, Sleeping Beauty Diet is basically just a fancy way of saying 'get more sleep' and who doesn't want more sleep? It's the dream! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cookie Diet | Werewolf Diet | Because, let's face it, a diet where you get to eat cookies sounds a hell of a lot more fun and sustainable than howling at the moon. |
 | Albert Einstein | Grapefruit Diet | Werewolf Diet | The Grapefruit Diet packs more consistent nutrition without the full moon nonsense of a Werewolf Diet. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cabbage Soup Diet | Werewolf Diet | Both diets have their pitfalls, but the Cabbage Soup Diet at least gives you some nutrients beyond just lunar cycles and starvation. |
 | Grace Hopper | Werewolf Diet | Baby Food Diet | The Werewolf Diet lets you eat like a human at least some of the time, unlike the Baby Food Diet where you gotta pretend you're a toddler again. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Werewolf Diet | Grapefruit Diet | The Werewolf Diet's reliance on lunar cycles is more intriguing and mystical to my inventive mind than simply eating grapefruits all day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Werewolf Diet | Baby Food Diet | Because come on, eating like a werewolf sounds way cooler than munching baby food. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Werewolf Diet | Baby Food Diet | The Werewolf Diet is likely more balanced with a focus on fasting cycles, while Baby Food Diet lacks variety and adult nutrition needs. |
 | George Washington Carver | Werewolf Diet | Baby Food Diet | As a scientist with a passion for natural rhythms, the Werewolf Diet's alignment with lunar cycles resonates more with nature's ways. |
 | George Washington Carver | Werewolf Diet | Breatharian Diet | The Werewolf Diet at least lets you eat something, unlike the Breatharian Diet which is about living off air and light—seems like you'd be barking up the wrong tree with no nutrients! |
 | Cicero | Werewolf Diet | Tapeworm Diet | Werewolf Diet is less insane than swallowing a worm to lose weight; just go with the moon cycle, not parasites. |
 | Doogie Howser | Apple Cider Vinegar Diet | Werewolf Diet | The Apple Cider Vinegar Diet is a bit more realistic and sustainable; Werewolf Diet vibes are just too out there, like a full moon rave. |