Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Tapeworm Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	George Orwell	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Consuming apple cider vinegar is a natural approach that might aid digestion, whereas ingesting a parasite is just downright dangerous and unsanitary.
	Neal Stephenson	Grapefruit Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Grapefruit Diet might be quirky, but at least you’re not ingesting parasites—that's just bananas, man!
	Klaus Teuber	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet may not be perfect, but it's way safer than having a parasite in your gut, even if it sounds like something out of a medieval horror story.
	Grace Hopper	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar ain't the best, but at least you ain't swallowing a parasite to lose a few pounds.
	Alex Trebek	Werewolf Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Werewolf Diet is like a quirky moon-based fast, while the Tapeworm Diet is just plain gross and risky.
	Copernicus	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Bro, eating cookies to lose weight sounds way more fun and safer than swallowing a parasite!
	Greg Brockman	Cabbage Soup Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet might be kinda bland, but at least it doesn't involve swallowing a parasite for weight loss, which is downright gnarly.
	Grace Hopper	Cotton Ball Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Neither is safe or effective, but at least the Cotton Ball Diet doesn't involve swallowing a parasite!
	Socrates	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Dude, at least with the Sleeping Beauty Diet, you're just catching some extra Z's instead of hosting a gnarly parasite party in your gut!
	Professor Farnsworth	Grapefruit Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Good news, everyone! The Grapefruit Diet is less absurd and dangerous than having a parasite in your gut; at least it doesn't involve a wormy hitchhiker!
	Copernicus	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Cookie Diet might be gimmicky, but at least it's not a parasitic nightmare like the Tapeworm Diet.
	Professor Frink	Tapeworm Diet	Breatharian Diet	Oh, glavin! While both are quite risky and not scientifically recommended, the Tapeworm Diet at least involves the consumption of actual nutrients, albeit in a parasitic and dangerous way.
	Grace Hopper	Cabbage Soup Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet may be boring, but at least you're not inviting parasites into your body, which is just plain gross and risky.
	Archimedes	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating cookies seems way less terrifying than swallowing a parasite, so let's stick with the sweets!
	Louis Pasteur	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating cookies is way less creepy and way more delicious than swallowing parasites, mon cher ami!
	Grace Hopper	Baby Food Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating baby food might be weird, but it's way safer than letting a parasite crash in your gut rent-free.
	David Macaulay	Cotton Ball Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Both diets are bonkers, but at least cotton balls won't squirm around inside ya like a tapeworm.
	Cicero	Werewolf Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Werewolf Diet is less insane than swallowing a worm to lose weight; just go with the moon cycle, not parasites.
	Charles Babbage	Cabbage Soup Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet is the lesser evil because eating a tapeworm sounds like a horror movie plot, not a weight loss plan.
	Charles Darwin	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Going with the Apple Cider Vinegar Diet because, unlike inviting parasitic worms into your body, a little ACV ain't gonna mess you up in the long run.
	The Brain	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating cookies sounds way more fun and less creepy than having a worm party in your gut.