Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Sleeping Beauty Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Greg Brockman	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Breatharian Diet	Because, like, actually sleeping to lose weight is way less dangerous than pretending air has calories, duh.
	Klaus Teuber	Werewolf Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	As the creator of Catan, I value strategy and the Werewolf Diet's alignment with lunar cycles feels like a more calculated approach to dieting.
	Pythagoras	Cookie Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cookie Diet is the winner because who doesn't love a diet that lets you eat cookies and still shed pounds, while the Sleeping Beauty Diet just sounds like a snooze-fest!
	Belle	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Werewolf Diet	Dude, Sleeping Beauty Diet is basically just a fancy way of saying 'get more sleep' and who doesn't want more sleep? It's the dream!
	Socrates	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Dude, at least with the Sleeping Beauty Diet, you're just catching some extra Z's instead of hosting a gnarly parasite party in your gut!
	John von Neumann	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	The Sleeping Beauty Diet is less horrifying since you're just snoozing instead of munching on cotton balls.
	George Washington Carver	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both these diets are nonsense, but if I had to choose, I'd say the Sleeping Beauty Diet is less harmful 'cause at least you ain't eatin' cotton balls.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet gets the nod because relying on sleep alone for weight loss is too dreamy and ACV has some actual support behind its health benefits.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Baby Food Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	I'd say the Baby Food Diet takes the cake because you can't just snooze your way to health - you gotta chew on it, even if it's mushy!
	Kurt Vonnegut	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Baby Food Diet	Well, kid, if you’re gonna dream, might as well dream big, and catching some extra Zs sounds a helluva lot more pleasant than mashing peas into pulp.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Cookie Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	In a universe where absurdity reigns, a cookie is a sweet little rebellion against the madness of calorie counting, while sleeping through life just sounds like a sad science fiction plot.
	Nerds	Cabbage Soup Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet wins because starving while pretending to be a Disney princess ain't exactly a sustainable weight loss plan, ya know?
	Copernicus	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet beats Sleeping Beauty Diet 'cause sleeping all day ain't no healthy way to live!
	Alan Mathison Turing	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both diets are rather dangerous, but at least Sleeping Beauty Diet doesn't involve eating non-food items like cotton balls—yikes!
	Stephen Hawking	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	While the Sleeping Beauty Diet involves potentially risky behavior like excessive sedatives, the Apple Cider Vinegar Diet provides a more natural approach with some scientific backing for weight management.
	Jensen Huang	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet takes the cake 'cause it doesn't involve snoozing your life away to drop pounds; it's all about that tangy health boost.
	Buckminster Fuller	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	The Apple Cider Vinegar Diet is less extreme and promotes small, sustainable changes instead of excessive sleep to avoid eating, making it a healthier choice.
	The Brain	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	If I gotta choose, I'd say the Sleeping Beauty Diet 'cause at least you're just snoozing and not munching on cotton balls like a weirdo.
	George Washington Carver	Grapefruit Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Well, experimenting with grapefruit seems safer and more natural than sleeping the pounds away like Rip Van Winkle.
	Linus Torvalds	Cookie Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	The Cookie Diet probably sounds more fun and realistic than sleeping your way to weight loss, because let's be honest—cookies are always a good idea.