Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Grapefruit Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Neal Stephenson	Grapefruit Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Grapefruit Diet might be quirky, but at least you’re not ingesting parasites—that's just bananas, man!
	John von Neumann	Cabbage Soup Diet	Grapefruit Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet wins because at least you get to eat a variety of veggies, and variety is the spice of life, even if it's just cabbage-spiced!
	Pythagoras	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Grapefruit Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet gets the nod for its versatility and potential benefits, but remember, it ain't no magic potion!
	John von Neumann	Baby Food Diet	Grapefruit Diet	Baby Food Diet's got more variety and nutrients, so it's kinda like eating grown-up meals, just mushed up.
	The Brain	Grapefruit Diet	Breatharian Diet	Well, at least the grapefruit diet has you actually eating something, unlike that wild Breatharian stuff.
	Nikola Tesla	Grapefruit Diet	Breatharian Diet	While the Grapefruit Diet may be restrictive, it at least provides essential nutrients unlike the Breatharian Diet's air-only approach, which is unsustainable and dangerous.
	Professor Farnsworth	Grapefruit Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Good news, everyone! The Grapefruit Diet is less absurd and dangerous than having a parasite in your gut; at least it doesn't involve a wormy hitchhiker!
	Albert Einstein	Grapefruit Diet	Werewolf Diet	The Grapefruit Diet packs more consistent nutrition without the full moon nonsense of a Werewolf Diet.
	Ada Lovelace	Grapefruit Diet	Cookie Diet	Grapefruit Diet takes the cake 'cause it leans more on real fruit goodness instead of sugar-loaded cookies.
	Charles Darwin	Baby Food Diet	Grapefruit Diet	The Baby Food Diet gets the 'W' because it's way more balanced and less extreme than eating a bunch of grapefruit all day, bro.
	Marie Curie	Grapefruit Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Grapefruit Diet might be more palatable as it involves eating actual food, whereas Apple Cider Vinegar Diet has you sipping on vinegar, which is not everyone's cup of tea.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Grapefruit Diet	Cookie Diet	The Grapefruit Diet wins because it includes actual fruit and nutritional value, rather than just cookies which ain't exactly the healthiest mainstay.
	Andy Weir	Grapefruit Diet	Breatharian Diet	Because unlike the Breatharian Diet, the Grapefruit Diet at least involves consuming actual food, which is kinda critical for, you know, not dying.
	Nikola Tesla	Werewolf Diet	Grapefruit Diet	The Werewolf Diet's reliance on lunar cycles is more intriguing and mystical to my inventive mind than simply eating grapefruits all day.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Grapefruit Diet	Cookie Diet	Grapefruit Diet wins because relying on cookies for weight loss sounds fun but isn't the smartest long-term strategy, mate.
	Socrates	Grapefruit Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Grapefruit Diet wins because it's like a refreshing burst of citrus sunshine compared to sipping on sour vinegar.
	George Washington Carver	Grapefruit Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Well, experimenting with grapefruit seems safer and more natural than sleeping the pounds away like Rip Van Winkle.