Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Cotton Ball Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Abraham Lincoln	Cotton Ball Diet	Breatharian Diet	Well, neither's a hoot, but cotton balls at least keep something in your belly instead of thin air.
	Doogie Howser	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Dude, the Baby Food Diet at least gives you some actual nutrition, while the Cotton Ball Diet is just plain nuts and risky.
	Cliff Clavin	Werewolf Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Well, you see, the Werewolf Diet might be a little loony, but it's safer than munching on cotton balls like they're popcorn at the ballgame, which ain't exactly a five-star meal.
	Ada Lovelace	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Honestly, eating cotton balls is just crazy—at least baby food is actual food, no need to floss with your meals.
	Data	Cookie Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Cookies are way more delicious and less risky than eating cotton balls, which can totally mess up your insides.
	Greg Brockman	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	The Apple Cider Vinegar Diet is less hazardous than eating fluffy cotton balls, which ain't food, folks.
	Linus Torvalds	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both diets sound ridiculous, but at least baby food is actually meant to be eaten.
	David Macaulay	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Baby Food Diet is the lesser of two evils because at least you're getting some actual nutrients, even if it feels like you're raiding a toddler's pantry.
	Grace Hopper	Cotton Ball Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Neither is safe or effective, but at least the Cotton Ball Diet doesn't involve swallowing a parasite!
	John von Neumann	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	The Sleeping Beauty Diet is less horrifying since you're just snoozing instead of munching on cotton balls.
	George Washington Carver	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both these diets are nonsense, but if I had to choose, I'd say the Sleeping Beauty Diet is less harmful 'cause at least you ain't eatin' cotton balls.
	David Macaulay	Cotton Ball Diet	Breatharian Diet	Both are bonkers, but at least cotton balls don't pretend you can live off air and sunshine alone.
	Neal Stephenson	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both diets are pretty questionable, but at least Baby Food Diet involves actual food meant for consumption, whereas the Cotton Ball Diet is just, well, nuts.
	David Foster Wallace	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both are kinda whack, but at least the Cabbage Soup Diet involves actual food and not chomping on fluff.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both diets are rather dangerous, but at least Sleeping Beauty Diet doesn't involve eating non-food items like cotton balls—yikes!
	David Foster Wallace	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Because chugging some funky vinegar might be a bit gnarly but at least it won't turn your insides into a lint trap.
	David Macaulay	Cotton Ball Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Both diets are bonkers, but at least cotton balls won't squirm around inside ya like a tapeworm.
	The Brain	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	If I gotta choose, I'd say the Sleeping Beauty Diet 'cause at least you're just snoozing and not munching on cotton balls like a weirdo.