Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Cookie Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Data	Cookie Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Cookies are way more delicious and less risky than eating cotton balls, which can totally mess up your insides.
	Richard P Feynman	Cookie Diet	Breatharian Diet	Living on cookies ain't perfect, but it's better than living on air, because you kinda need actual food to survive!
	Pythagoras	Cookie Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cookie Diet is the winner because who doesn't love a diet that lets you eat cookies and still shed pounds, while the Sleeping Beauty Diet just sounds like a snooze-fest!
	Copernicus	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Bro, eating cookies to lose weight sounds way more fun and safer than swallowing a parasite!
	Kurt Vonnegut	Cookie Diet	Werewolf Diet	Because, let's face it, a diet where you get to eat cookies sounds a hell of a lot more fun and sustainable than howling at the moon.
	Andy Weir	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cookie Diet	Look, at least with the Cabbage Soup Diet you get some real food and fiber, instead of just cookies pretending to be a diet.
	Ada Lovelace	Grapefruit Diet	Cookie Diet	Grapefruit Diet takes the cake 'cause it leans more on real fruit goodness instead of sugar-loaded cookies.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Cookie Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	In a universe where absurdity reigns, a cookie is a sweet little rebellion against the madness of calorie counting, while sleeping through life just sounds like a sad science fiction plot.
	Copernicus	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Cookie Diet might be gimmicky, but at least it's not a parasitic nightmare like the Tapeworm Diet.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Grapefruit Diet	Cookie Diet	The Grapefruit Diet wins because it includes actual fruit and nutritional value, rather than just cookies which ain't exactly the healthiest mainstay.
	Doc Brown	Baby Food Diet	Cookie Diet	Alright, so the Baby Food Diet wins because, come on, it's basically pureed goodness with actual nutrients, unlike the Cookie Diet which is just wishful thinking in a wrapper.
	Guido van Rossum	Baby Food Diet	Cookie Diet	Neither sounds great, but baby food is at least not pretending to be something it's not and is probably more balanced than cookies.
	Marie Curie	Cookie Diet	Breatharian Diet	As someone who values evidence, the Cookie Diet at least offers some sustenance, whereas the Breatharian Diet defies common sense and scientific understanding of human biology.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Grapefruit Diet	Cookie Diet	Grapefruit Diet wins because relying on cookies for weight loss sounds fun but isn't the smartest long-term strategy, mate.
	Archimedes	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating cookies seems way less terrifying than swallowing a parasite, so let's stick with the sweets!
	Doogie Howser	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Cookie Diet	Look, Apple Cider Vinegar might be sour but it's got more science behind it than just eating cookies all day!
	Cliff Clavin	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cookie Diet	Well ya know, the Cabbage Soup Diet might not be as tasty as cookies, but it's like my Ma always said: it's a whole lot better for ya in the long run if ya wanna keep the ol' ticker ticking.
	Louis Pasteur	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating cookies is way less creepy and way more delicious than swallowing parasites, mon cher ami!
	Doogie Howser	Cookie Diet	Breatharian Diet	Dude, the Cookie Diet at least gives you some actual nutrition, whereas the Breatharian Diet is just a fast track to starvation city.
	Guido van Rossum	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Cookie Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet wins because it's got some science behind it, unlike munching cookies all day.
	Belle	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Cookie Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet is better 'cause it ain't just about chowing down cookies; it's got more potential health perks even if it tastes a bit funky.
	Antoine Lavoisier	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cookie Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet's got that homemade vibe and it's packed with veggies, while Cookie Diet sounds like a sugar rush waiting to crash.
	The Brain	Cookie Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating cookies sounds way more fun and less creepy than having a worm party in your gut.
	Linus Torvalds	Cookie Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	The Cookie Diet probably sounds more fun and realistic than sleeping your way to weight loss, because let's be honest—cookies are always a good idea.