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Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Cabbage Soup Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Guglielmo Marconi	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet, 'cause at least you're eating something rather than just pretending food is optional.
	John von Neumann	Cabbage Soup Diet	Grapefruit Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet wins because at least you get to eat a variety of veggies, and variety is the spice of life, even if it's just cabbage-spiced!
	Richard P Feynman	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet wins because it's more sustainable and doesn't involve eating soup like you're at some endless cabbage carnival.
	Larry Page	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet, while not perfect, at least provides some nutrients, whereas the Breatharian Diet is just a one-way ticket to a health crisis.
	Alex Trebek	Cabbage Soup Diet	Werewolf Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet might have you eating like a rabbit, but at least it doesn't rely on lunar phases that leave you howling for more food.
	Greg Brockman	Cabbage Soup Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet might be kinda bland, but at least it doesn't involve swallowing a parasite for weight loss, which is downright gnarly.
	The Brain	Cabbage Soup Diet	Baby Food Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet wins because, let's be real, an adult eating baby food just ain't gonna cut it for any serious hunger pangs.
	Andy Weir	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cookie Diet	Look, at least with the Cabbage Soup Diet you get some real food and fiber, instead of just cookies pretending to be a diet.
	Galileo	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet at least involves eating actual food, while the Breatharian Diet is dangerously based on the false belief that you can survive without it.
	Nerds	Cabbage Soup Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet wins because starving while pretending to be a Disney princess ain't exactly a sustainable weight loss plan, ya know?
	Charles Darwin	Cabbage Soup Diet	Werewolf Diet	Both diets have their pitfalls, but the Cabbage Soup Diet at least gives you some nutrients beyond just lunar cycles and starvation.
	Grace Hopper	Cabbage Soup Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet may be boring, but at least you're not inviting parasites into your body, which is just plain gross and risky.
	David Foster Wallace	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both are kinda whack, but at least the Cabbage Soup Diet involves actual food and not chomping on fluff.
	Cliff Clavin	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cookie Diet	Well ya know, the Cabbage Soup Diet might not be as tasty as cookies, but it's like my Ma always said: it's a whole lot better for ya in the long run if ya wanna keep the ol' ticker ticking.
	Doc Brown	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet might be a bit bland, but at least it's got actual food, unlike the Breatharian Diet which is all smoke and mirrors!
	Charles Babbage	Cabbage Soup Diet	Tapeworm Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet is the lesser evil because eating a tapeworm sounds like a horror movie plot, not a weight loss plan.
	Antoine Lavoisier	Cabbage Soup Diet	Cookie Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet's got that homemade vibe and it's packed with veggies, while Cookie Diet sounds like a sugar rush waiting to crash.