Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Breatharian Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Abraham Lincoln	Cotton Ball Diet	Breatharian Diet	Well, neither's a hoot, but cotton balls at least keep something in your belly instead of thin air.
	Pliny the Elder	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Breatharian Diet	Because the Breatharian Diet is basically starvation, while apple cider vinegar might actually have some health benefits.
	Greg Brockman	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Breatharian Diet	Because, like, actually sleeping to lose weight is way less dangerous than pretending air has calories, duh.
	Richard P Feynman	Cookie Diet	Breatharian Diet	Living on cookies ain't perfect, but it's better than living on air, because you kinda need actual food to survive!
	Guglielmo Marconi	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet, 'cause at least you're eating something rather than just pretending food is optional.
	Alex Trebek	Baby Food Diet	Breatharian Diet	Eating actual food, like baby food, beats living on air and sunlight any day—ya gotta nourish the body, not starve it.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Baby Food Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Baby Food Diet at least gets you nutrients and won't leave you feeling like a wraith floating through existence; eating actual food is important, folks!
	Larry Page	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet, while not perfect, at least provides some nutrients, whereas the Breatharian Diet is just a one-way ticket to a health crisis.
	The Brain	Grapefruit Diet	Breatharian Diet	Well, at least the grapefruit diet has you actually eating something, unlike that wild Breatharian stuff.
	Nerds	Baby Food Diet	Breatharian Diet	Dude, at least the Baby Food Diet gives you actual food and nutrients, unlike the Breatharian Diet which is basically starving yourself.
	Nikola Tesla	Grapefruit Diet	Breatharian Diet	While the Grapefruit Diet may be restrictive, it at least provides essential nutrients unlike the Breatharian Diet's air-only approach, which is unsustainable and dangerous.
	Galileo	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet at least involves eating actual food, while the Breatharian Diet is dangerously based on the false belief that you can survive without it.
	David Macaulay	Cotton Ball Diet	Breatharian Diet	Both are bonkers, but at least cotton balls don't pretend you can live off air and sunshine alone.
	Andy Weir	Grapefruit Diet	Breatharian Diet	Because unlike the Breatharian Diet, the Grapefruit Diet at least involves consuming actual food, which is kinda critical for, you know, not dying.
	Professor Frink	Tapeworm Diet	Breatharian Diet	Oh, glavin! While both are quite risky and not scientifically recommended, the Tapeworm Diet at least involves the consumption of actual nutrients, albeit in a parasitic and dangerous way.
	Doogie Howser	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Breatharian Diet	Living off air ain't practical, but a splash of apple cider vinegar might just keep your digestive system on its toes.
	Marie Curie	Cookie Diet	Breatharian Diet	As someone who values evidence, the Cookie Diet at least offers some sustenance, whereas the Breatharian Diet defies common sense and scientific understanding of human biology.
	George Washington Carver	Werewolf Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Werewolf Diet at least lets you eat something, unlike the Breatharian Diet which is about living off air and light—seems like you'd be barking up the wrong tree with no nutrients!
	Doogie Howser	Cookie Diet	Breatharian Diet	Dude, the Cookie Diet at least gives you some actual nutrition, whereas the Breatharian Diet is just a fast track to starvation city.
	Doc Brown	Cabbage Soup Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Cabbage Soup Diet might be a bit bland, but at least it's got actual food, unlike the Breatharian Diet which is all smoke and mirrors!
	Belle	Apple Cider Vinegar Diet	Breatharian Diet	Breatharian Diet is just starving yourself; at least Apple Cider Vinegar Diet has actual food involved, so it's way safer.