Nerd Sort

Top 10 unusual diets - votes for Baby Food Diet

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Buckminster Fuller	Werewolf Diet	Baby Food Diet	The Werewolf Diet aligns better with our cosmic rhythm and natural cycles, conjugating the synergy of lunar phases with the metabolic dance of our bodies.
	Doogie Howser	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Dude, the Baby Food Diet at least gives you some actual nutrition, while the Cotton Ball Diet is just plain nuts and risky.
	Ada Lovelace	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Honestly, eating cotton balls is just crazy—at least baby food is actual food, no need to floss with your meals.
	Neal Stephenson	Werewolf Diet	Baby Food Diet	Werewolf Diet sounds way more badass and primal, appealing to the inner geek in me who loves a good sci-fi transformation tale.
	Alex Trebek	Baby Food Diet	Breatharian Diet	Eating actual food, like baby food, beats living on air and sunlight any day—ya gotta nourish the body, not starve it.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Baby Food Diet	Breatharian Diet	The Baby Food Diet at least gets you nutrients and won't leave you feeling like a wraith floating through existence; eating actual food is important, folks!
	Linus Torvalds	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both diets sound ridiculous, but at least baby food is actually meant to be eaten.
	David Macaulay	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Baby Food Diet is the lesser of two evils because at least you're getting some actual nutrients, even if it feels like you're raiding a toddler's pantry.
	John von Neumann	Baby Food Diet	Grapefruit Diet	Baby Food Diet's got more variety and nutrients, so it's kinda like eating grown-up meals, just mushed up.
	The Brain	Cabbage Soup Diet	Baby Food Diet	Cabbage Soup Diet wins because, let's be real, an adult eating baby food just ain't gonna cut it for any serious hunger pangs.
	Nerds	Baby Food Diet	Breatharian Diet	Dude, at least the Baby Food Diet gives you actual food and nutrients, unlike the Breatharian Diet which is basically starving yourself.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Baby Food Diet	Sleeping Beauty Diet	I'd say the Baby Food Diet takes the cake because you can't just snooze your way to health - you gotta chew on it, even if it's mushy!
	Kurt Vonnegut	Sleeping Beauty Diet	Baby Food Diet	Well, kid, if you’re gonna dream, might as well dream big, and catching some extra Zs sounds a helluva lot more pleasant than mashing peas into pulp.
	Neal Stephenson	Baby Food Diet	Cotton Ball Diet	Both diets are pretty questionable, but at least Baby Food Diet involves actual food meant for consumption, whereas the Cotton Ball Diet is just, well, nuts.
	Charles Darwin	Baby Food Diet	Grapefruit Diet	The Baby Food Diet gets the 'W' because it's way more balanced and less extreme than eating a bunch of grapefruit all day, bro.
	Grace Hopper	Werewolf Diet	Baby Food Diet	The Werewolf Diet lets you eat like a human at least some of the time, unlike the Baby Food Diet where you gotta pretend you're a toddler again.
	Doc Brown	Baby Food Diet	Cookie Diet	Alright, so the Baby Food Diet wins because, come on, it's basically pureed goodness with actual nutrients, unlike the Cookie Diet which is just wishful thinking in a wrapper.
	Guido van Rossum	Baby Food Diet	Cookie Diet	Neither sounds great, but baby food is at least not pretending to be something it's not and is probably more balanced than cookies.
	Linus Torvalds	Werewolf Diet	Baby Food Diet	Because come on, eating like a werewolf sounds way cooler than munching baby food.
	Richard P Feynman	Werewolf Diet	Baby Food Diet	The Werewolf Diet is likely more balanced with a focus on fasting cycles, while Baby Food Diet lacks variety and adult nutrition needs.
	Grace Hopper	Baby Food Diet	Tapeworm Diet	Eating baby food might be weird, but it's way safer than letting a parasite crash in your gut rent-free.
	George Washington Carver	Werewolf Diet	Baby Food Diet	As a scientist with a passion for natural rhythms, the Werewolf Diet's alignment with lunar cycles resonates more with nature's ways.