| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | The Fossa's got that sleek predator vibe, y'know, it's like if a mongoose went to the gym and learned a few ninja moves. |
 | Grace Hopper | Komondor Dog | Star-nosed Mole | The Komondor Dog's unique dreadlock coat makes it a rad guardian, standing out way more than the mole's funky nose. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | Good news, everyone! The Fossa is a master predator and top of its food chain, making it the king of its Madagascar jungle domain! |
 | Marie Curie | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | Fossa is the apex predator of Madagascar, whereas the Star-nosed Mole's unique nose is cool but isn't winning any survival contests. |
| Grace Hopper | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals are like the unicorns of the sea, and honestly, who wouldn't want a real-life unicorn swimming around, right? |
| Claude Shannon | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | The star-nosed mole has a crazy cool snout packed with touch sensors making it one of nature's fastest eaters, while the blobfish just chills looking like a melted gummy bear. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Saiga Antelope | Star-nosed Mole | The Saiga Antelope's extraordinary nose makes it a charismatic contender in the realm of unique adaptations, plus they got that whole ancient, surreal vibe going on. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, with their epic tusks making them mythically cool, while the star-nosed mole just looks like it's got a bad hair day on its face. |
 | Larry Page | Star-nosed Mole | Saiga Antelope | The star-nosed mole is the ultimate nerd of the animal kingdom with its bizarre tentacled snout, making it a quirky standout over the saiga antelope's more traditional charm. |
 | Doc Brown | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | The Star-nosed Mole is like the superhero of the underground with its lightning-fast nose, while the Blobfish is just chillin' in the deep sea looking like it needs a hug. |
 | Pythagoras | Leafy Seadragon | Star-nosed Mole | The Leafy Seadragon is like the ultimate master of disguise, blending into the sea like a green ghost, while the Star-nosed Mole is just a weird looking burrower with an odd nose. |
 | Data | Saiga Antelope | Star-nosed Mole | The Saiga Antelope's funky nose and epic migratory journeys make it a total winner in the cool and unique animal showdown. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | Dude, the Star-nosed Mole's got an epic nose that looks like it's from another planet, and it can sniff out its grub in milliseconds, no contest! |
 | Belle | Star-nosed Mole | Saiga Antelope | Star-nosed mole wins because it has a nose like it's from outer space, and who doesn't love a little alien vibe? |
 | Jensen Huang | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | The Fossa is like the apex predator ninja of Madagascar, while the Star-nosed Mole is just a quirky dude with a funky nose. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Axolotl | Star-nosed Mole | Axolotls are basically the rockstars of regeneration, and who doesn't love a water creature that looks perpetually happy and can regrow limbs like it's no big deal? |
| Klaus Teuber | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | The fossa is like the apex predator of Madagascar, taking down lemurs with style, while the star-nosed mole just sniffs out bugs underground. |
 | The Brain | Pangolin | Star-nosed Mole | Pangolins are the armored knights of the animal world, and who doesn't love a creature that can curl into a ball and is the most trafficked mammal, making it a conservation icon. |
 | Charles Babbage | Pangolin | Star-nosed Mole | Pangolins are armored little tanks with a penchant for rolling into a ball, and that's just too cool to ignore. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Leafy Seadragon | Star-nosed Mole | The Leafy Seadragon's camouflage is a masterclass in natural design, making it a living embodiment of synergy and aesthetic elegance. |
 | George Orwell | Aye-aye | Star-nosed Mole | The Aye-aye's extraordinary and eerie middle finger is like a dystopian tool for survival, making it the Orwellian protagonist of the animal kingdom. |
| Marie Curie | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | The Star-nosed Mole's punk rock nose is like a superpower for sniffing out snacks, making it the cooler critter compared to the Blobfish's chill deep-sea vibes. |
| Klaus Teuber | Pangolin | Star-nosed Mole | Pangolins are like walking art with their unique scales, and they need all the love because they're endangered, way cooler than a mole's funky nose. |
| Grace Hopper | Star-nosed Mole | Komondor Dog | The Star-nosed Mole's super sniffer and speedy eating skills make it the ultimate underground ninja. |
 | David Macaulay | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals have that epic unicorn vibe going on with their tusks, making them the legendary sea creatures of the Arctic, while star-nosed moles are cool but can't quite compete with that mythical status. |
 | Cicero | Komondor Dog | Star-nosed Mole | While the Star-nosed Mole is an incredible creature with its super-fast touch sensors, the Komondor Dog takes the cake for being a loyal and unique looking companion that's perfect for guarding sheep and making friends with humans. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Star-nosed Mole | Komondor Dog | The Star-nosed Mole is a quirky, adaptable creature that can sniff out prey underwater, and that just blows my stovepipe hat off! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals are basically unicorns of the sea, and who doesn't love a good unicorn? |