| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Narwhal | Aye-aye | Narwhals are like unicorns of the sea, and who wouldn't want a real-life version of a mythical creature? |
 | George Orwell | Aye-aye | Narwhal | The Aye-aye's bizarre charm and nocturnal antics make it a true marvel of nature in a strangely Orwellian way. |
 | Andy Weir | Narwhal | Saiga Antelope | Narwhals are like the unicorns of the sea, and you can't beat a unicorn, can you? |
 | Grace Hopper | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals are like the unicorns of the sea, and honestly, who wouldn't want a real-life unicorn swimming around, right? |
 | Pliny the Elder | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, with their epic tusks making them mythically cool, while the star-nosed mole just looks like it's got a bad hair day on its face. |
| Grace Hopper | Narwhal | Saiga Antelope | Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, and who doesn't love a good sea unicorn? |
 | Doc Brown | Narwhal | Leafy Seadragon | Great Scott! The narwhal's tusk is like a unicorn horn and that's just too cool to ignore! |
 | Galileo | Leafy Seadragon | Narwhal | Dude, leafy seadragons are like nature's own mythical creatures with their epic camo skills, while narwhals are just unicorn wannabes of the sea. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Narwhal | Aye-aye | Narwhals are like the unicorns of the sea, and that's just too whimsically fantastic to ignore. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Saiga Antelope | Narwhal | The Saiga Antelope's unique nose and critically endangered status make it a fascinating creature we need to save, while narwhals are cool but not as threatened. |
 | John von Neumann | Narwhal | Aye-aye | Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, and let's be honest, who doesn't love a magical sea creature? |
| Grace Hopper | Saiga Antelope | Narwhal | Saiga Antelopes are like living relics with their crazy cool noses and survival skills in the harshest climates, man! |
 | Jensen Huang | Axolotl | Narwhal | Axolotls are like the cool sci-fi creatures of the animal kingdom with their crazy regeneration powers, and that's just too rad to pass up! |
 | Alex Trebek | Fossa | Narwhal | Fossas are like the ninjas of Madagascar, stealthy and slick, while Narwhals are just unicorns of the sea, but a bit too chill for my taste. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Narwhal | Aye-aye | The narwhal wins because its tusk is like a unicorn horn, and who doesn't love a good unicorn tale? |
 | David Macaulay | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals have that epic unicorn vibe going on with their tusks, making them the legendary sea creatures of the Arctic, while star-nosed moles are cool but can't quite compete with that mythical status. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Axolotl | Narwhal | Well, it's a little-known fact that the axolotl can regenerate limbs, which is pretty much like having a superpower, don't ya know. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Narwhal | Star-nosed Mole | Narwhals are basically unicorns of the sea, and who doesn't love a good unicorn? |
 | Marie Curie | Narwhal | Saiga Antelope | Because narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, and their tusks are like nature's scientific mystery begging to be studied! |