| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Charles Babbage | Axolotl | Leafy Seadragon | Dude, Axolotls can regrow their limbs and look like they're perpetually smiling, what's not to love? |
 | David Macaulay | Leafy Seadragon | Saiga Antelope | The Leafy Seadragon is like a living piece of coral art, effortlessly blending into its seaweed surroundings with a flair that the Saiga Antelope just can't match on the coolness scale. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Pangolin | Leafy Seadragon | As a man of the land, I've got to admire the pangolin's armored charm and its vital role in nature’s balance, akin to a fellow log splitter in the grand forest of life. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Pangolin | Leafy Seadragon | As a scientist fascinated by natural defenses, the pangolin's armor-like scales are just too impressive to pass up! |
 | Doc Brown | Narwhal | Leafy Seadragon | Great Scott! The narwhal's tusk is like a unicorn horn and that's just too cool to ignore! |
 | Pythagoras | Leafy Seadragon | Star-nosed Mole | The Leafy Seadragon is like the ultimate master of disguise, blending into the sea like a green ghost, while the Star-nosed Mole is just a weird looking burrower with an odd nose. |
| Doc Brown | Fossa | Leafy Seadragon | The Fossa is a badass predator, kinda like if you mashed up a mongoose with a cat, and it's the king of the Madagascar jungle, while the Leafy Seadragon is more like an underwater master of disguise. |
 | Galileo | Leafy Seadragon | Narwhal | Dude, leafy seadragons are like nature's own mythical creatures with their epic camo skills, while narwhals are just unicorn wannabes of the sea. |
 | Greg Brockman | Pangolin | Leafy Seadragon | Pangolins are like the ultimate armored ninjas of the animal kingdom, and their quirky, roly-poly defense mechanism is just too cool to beat. |
 | Socrates | Leafy Seadragon | Komondor Dog | The Leafy Seadragon is like an underwater chameleon with its wicked camouflage, making it the ultimate hide-and-seek champ in the ocean. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Saiga Antelope | Leafy Seadragon | The Saiga Antelope is a badass survivor with its crazy nose and critical role in the ecosystem, unlike the Leafy Seadragon, who's just floating around looking pretty. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Saiga Antelope | Leafy Seadragon | The Saiga Antelope's resilience in harsh environments and unique nose make it a true survivor, a quality I deeply admire. |
| Doc Brown | Leafy Seadragon | Saiga Antelope | Great Scott! The Leafy Seadragon is like the DeLorean of the sea, all stealthy and disguised, while the Saiga Antelope is just like an eccentric, rare sports car on the steppe. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Leafy Seadragon | Blobfish | The Leafy Seadragon is like a mythical creature with its camouflage flair, making it the cooler choice for anyone with a love for the extraordinary. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Leafy Seadragon | Star-nosed Mole | The Leafy Seadragon's camouflage is a masterclass in natural design, making it a living embodiment of synergy and aesthetic elegance. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Axolotl | Leafy Seadragon | As an inventor and scientist, I'm all about regeneration, so the axolotl wins for its freaky ability to regrow body parts like a boss. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Leafy Seadragon | Aye-aye | The Leafy Seadragon wins because its flamboyant mimicry and exquisite camouflage are like a marine symphony of biological deception, a transcendental dance that would make even Escher nod in approval. |
 | George Orwell | Axolotl | Leafy Seadragon | In the dystopian world of evolution, the Axolotl defies expectations with its eternal youth, making it the rebel survivor in the animal kingdom's totalitarian regime. |
 | Archimedes | Axolotl | Leafy Seadragon | Axolotls are the real-life superheroes with their crazy regenerative powers, basically the Wolverine of the aquatic world. |
 | John von Neumann | Fossa | Leafy Seadragon | As a nerd, I gotta say the Fossa wins, 'cause this agile predator is like the ultimate jungle ninja with its sleek moves and versatility in Madagascar's ecosystem. |