| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Claude Shannon | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | The Fossa's got that sleek predator vibe, y'know, it's like if a mongoose went to the gym and learned a few ninja moves. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Saiga Antelope | Fossa | The Saiga Antelope is a marvel of evolution with its distinctive nose helping it filter dust in its harsh desert habitat, showing nature's inventiveness at its finest. |
 | Galileo | Fossa | Blobfish | Fossa totally wins this one because it's like a real-life ninja with its sleek agility and tree-hopping skills, while the Blobfish just floats around being its blobby self. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | Good news, everyone! The Fossa is a master predator and top of its food chain, making it the king of its Madagascar jungle domain! |
 | Marie Curie | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | Fossa is the apex predator of Madagascar, whereas the Star-nosed Mole's unique nose is cool but isn't winning any survival contests. |
 | The Brain | Aye-aye | Fossa | The Aye-aye is just cooler with its freaky long fingers and nocturnal tree-vibes, making it the ultimate Madagascar oddball. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Fossa | Saiga Antelope | The fossa, being a versatile and agile predator in Madagascar's unique ecosystem, is just way cooler and more intriguing than the saiga antelope's quirky nose. |
 | Doc Brown | Fossa | Leafy Seadragon | The Fossa is a badass predator, kinda like if you mashed up a mongoose with a cat, and it's the king of the Madagascar jungle, while the Leafy Seadragon is more like an underwater master of disguise. |
 | Larry Page | Fossa | Blobfish | The fossa is like a sleek jungle ninja, while the blobfish is just doing its best to not look like a bad day underwater. |
 | Jensen Huang | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | The Fossa is like the apex predator ninja of Madagascar, while the Star-nosed Mole is just a quirky dude with a funky nose. |
| Klaus Teuber | Fossa | Star-nosed Mole | The fossa is like the apex predator of Madagascar, taking down lemurs with style, while the star-nosed mole just sniffs out bugs underground. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Fossa | Saiga Antelope | The Fossa is an agile and cunning predator with a unique ecological niche in Madagascar, making it a standout in its ecosystem. |
 | Socrates | Fossa | Blobfish | Fossas are like nature's ninjas with their mad climbing skills and agility, whereas blobfish just kind of float and chill. |
 | Alex Trebek | Fossa | Narwhal | Fossas are like the ninjas of Madagascar, stealthy and slick, while Narwhals are just unicorns of the sea, but a bit too chill for my taste. |
 | John von Neumann | Fossa | Leafy Seadragon | As a nerd, I gotta say the Fossa wins, 'cause this agile predator is like the ultimate jungle ninja with its sleek moves and versatility in Madagascar's ecosystem. |