| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Guido van Rossum | Aye-aye | Blobfish | The Aye-aye is an oddball like me, with its niche but brilliant method of finding food, much like how I meticulously debug code. |
 | John von Neumann | Saiga Antelope | Blobfish | Saiga Antelope wins because they've got those funky noses and can actually run around, while Blobfish just kind of blobs around in the deep sea. |
 | Galileo | Fossa | Blobfish | Fossa totally wins this one because it's like a real-life ninja with its sleek agility and tree-hopping skills, while the Blobfish just floats around being its blobby self. |
 | Claude Shannon | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | The star-nosed mole has a crazy cool snout packed with touch sensors making it one of nature's fastest eaters, while the blobfish just chills looking like a melted gummy bear. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Komondor Dog | Blobfish | The Komondor dog has a rad hairdo that looks like a walking mop, giving it way more swag than the blobfish. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Saiga Antelope | Blobfish | The Saiga Antelope wins for its extraordinary, almost otherworldly nose and its ability to survive in harsh terrains, making it a real marvel of nature's design. |
| Guido van Rossum | Komondor Dog | Blobfish | Komondor Dog takes the cake because it's basically a walking mop with a personality to match, while the blobfish just vibes at the bottom of the ocean. |
 | Doc Brown | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | The Star-nosed Mole is like the superhero of the underground with its lightning-fast nose, while the Blobfish is just chillin' in the deep sea looking like it needs a hug. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | Dude, the Star-nosed Mole's got an epic nose that looks like it's from another planet, and it can sniff out its grub in milliseconds, no contest! |
 | Larry Page | Fossa | Blobfish | The fossa is like a sleek jungle ninja, while the blobfish is just doing its best to not look like a bad day underwater. |
 | Marie Curie | Komondor Dog | Blobfish | As a scientist who appreciates unique adaptations, I find the Komondor Dog's corded coat both fascinating and functional for guarding livestock. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Leafy Seadragon | Blobfish | The Leafy Seadragon is like a mythical creature with its camouflage flair, making it the cooler choice for anyone with a love for the extraordinary. |
 | Socrates | Fossa | Blobfish | Fossas are like nature's ninjas with their mad climbing skills and agility, whereas blobfish just kind of float and chill. |
| Marie Curie | Star-nosed Mole | Blobfish | The Star-nosed Mole's punk rock nose is like a superpower for sniffing out snacks, making it the cooler critter compared to the Blobfish's chill deep-sea vibes. |
| Marie Curie | Komondor Dog | Blobfish | Komondor Dogs are unique and useful with their dreadlock-like fur, making them both visually striking and excellent sheepdogs, unlike the blobfish which just kinda floats around. |
 | Nerds | Aye-aye | Blobfish | The Aye-aye wins because it's got the most epic creepy-long finger for snatching grubs, making it the ultimate nature's weirdo in the coolest way. |