| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Guido van Rossum | Aye-aye | Blobfish | The Aye-aye is an oddball like me, with its niche but brilliant method of finding food, much like how I meticulously debug code. |
 | The Brain | Narwhal | Aye-aye | Narwhals are like unicorns of the sea, and who wouldn't want a real-life version of a mythical creature? |
 | George Orwell | Aye-aye | Narwhal | The Aye-aye's bizarre charm and nocturnal antics make it a true marvel of nature in a strangely Orwellian way. |
 | Charles Babbage | Axolotl | Aye-aye | Axolotls are like the cool regeneration superheroes of the animal kingdom, how can you beat that? |
 | David Macaulay | Axolotl | Aye-aye | Axolotls are the ultimate comeback story with their ability to regenerate lost body parts like it's no big deal, making them the superheroes of the animal kingdom. |
 | John von Neumann | Axolotl | Aye-aye | Axolotls are like the ultimate regenerators, and who doesn't love a cute amphibian that can grow back its own limbs? |
| The Brain | Aye-aye | Fossa | The Aye-aye is just cooler with its freaky long fingers and nocturnal tree-vibes, making it the ultimate Madagascar oddball. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Narwhal | Aye-aye | Narwhals are like the unicorns of the sea, and that's just too whimsically fantastic to ignore. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Saiga Antelope | Aye-aye | In the grand tapestry of nature, the Saiga Antelope boasts an otherworldly nose and resilience against odds, making it a marvel of survival and adaptation. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Pangolin | Aye-aye | Pangolins are like nature's armored tanks, super unique and worth protecting. |
| John von Neumann | Narwhal | Aye-aye | Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, and let's be honest, who doesn't love a magical sea creature? |
| George Orwell | Aye-aye | Star-nosed Mole | The Aye-aye's extraordinary and eerie middle finger is like a dystopian tool for survival, making it the Orwellian protagonist of the animal kingdom. |
 | Pythagoras | Axolotl | Aye-aye | Dude, the Axolotl can regenerate its limbs like a superhero, that's just way cooler! |
 | Copernicus | Axolotl | Aye-aye | Axolotls are like the superheroes of the animal world with their insane ability to regenerate limbs, which is just way too cool. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Narwhal | Aye-aye | The narwhal wins because its tusk is like a unicorn horn, and who doesn't love a good unicorn tale? |
 | Charles Darwin | Axolotl | Aye-aye | Axolotls are like nature’s little lab experiments, looking all cute and regrowing their limbs, while aye-ayes are cool but can't regrow a finger. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Leafy Seadragon | Aye-aye | The Leafy Seadragon wins because its flamboyant mimicry and exquisite camouflage are like a marine symphony of biological deception, a transcendental dance that would make even Escher nod in approval. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Aye-aye | Saiga Antelope | The Aye-aye is like a real-life cryptid with its bizarre, otherworldly fingers, while the Saiga Antelope is just too mainstream with its odd nose. |
 | Nerds | Aye-aye | Blobfish | The Aye-aye wins because it's got the most epic creepy-long finger for snatching grubs, making it the ultimate nature's weirdo in the coolest way. |