| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Jayus | Schadenfreude | Because sometimes a bad joke is so terrible it's actually funny, unlike Schadenfreude, which is just laughing at someone's misfortune. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Komorebi | Schadenfreude | Komorebi captures the serene beauty of sunlight filtering through trees, while Schadenfreude is a bit more like delighting in cosmic mishaps, so tranquility wins. |
 | Albert Einstein | Hygge | Schadenfreude | Hygge is all about that cozy, warm vibe which beats finding joy in someone else's misfortune any day of the week. |
 | Charles Darwin | Fernweh | Schadenfreude | Fernweh stirs the soul and drives exploration, while Schadenfreude just sits back and cackles at others' misfortunes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Gezelligheid | Schadenfreude | Gezelligheid is all about the warmth and community, which beats taking pleasure in others' misfortune any day. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Sobremesa | Schadenfreude | Ah, my friend, Sobremesa is the sweet art of lingering in good company after a meal, something I cherish far more than deriving joy from another's misfortune. |
 | Nerds | Komorebi | Schadenfreude | Komorebi, because basking in the gentle beauty of sunlight filtering through trees beats reveling in someone else's misfortune any day. |
 | Galileo | Sobremesa | Schadenfreude | Sobremesa is all about that warm, fuzzy feeling from good food and great company, while Schadenfreude is just, well, enjoying someone else's oops moment. |
 | Professor Frink | Komorebi | Schadenfreude | Oh, glayvin! Komorebi is the peaceful beauty of sunlight through leaves, which is far more delightful than deriving joy from others' misfortune, m-hayven! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Gezelligheid | Schadenfreude | Gezelligheid brings warm fuzzy vibes and togetherness, which beats finding joy in someone else's misfortune any day. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Komorebi | Schadenfreude | Ah, the gentle dance of sunlight through the trees is a balm for the soul, far surpassing the fleeting joy of another's misfortune. |
 | Larry Page | Wabi-Sabi | Schadenfreude | Wabi-Sabi's appreciation for imperfection and tranquility feels more uplifting and meaningful than deriving joy from others' misfortunes. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Jayus | Schadenfreude | Jayus is like a bad joke that's so absurd it gives you a chuckle, while Schadenfreude is just laughing at someone else's misfortune, and seriously, who wants to be that guy? |
| Linus Torvalds | Gezelligheid | Schadenfreude | Gezelligheid is all about warmth and togetherness, which is way better than finding joy in someone else's misfortune. |
| Galileo | Saudade | Schadenfreude | Saudade's got that bittersweet vibe, making you feel alive and all introspective, while Schadenfreude's just got you laughing at someone else's oopsies. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Komorebi | Schadenfreude | Komorebi is a poetic reminder of nature’s beauty, while Schadenfreude is just enjoying the misfortune of others, which ain't cool. |
| Nerds | Gezelligheid | Schadenfreude | Gezelligheid is all about those warm, fuzzy feels and good vibes, which definitely beats finding joy in someone else's misfortune. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Saudade | Schadenfreude | Well, ya see, Saudade is like that warm, fuzzy sweater of nostalgia that wraps you up in a bittersweet hug, whereas Schadenfreude, while a hoot, is more like laughin' at your buddy when he slips on a banana peel. |
| Stephen Hawking | Sobremesa | Schadenfreude | Sobremesa is all about bonding over good food and conversation, which is a way better vibe than getting a kick out of someone else's misfortune. |
 | Grace Hopper | Komorebi | Schadenfreude | Komorebi captures the tranquility and beauty of sunlight through trees, offering a peaceful vibe over the negative satisfaction of Schadenfreude. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Fernweh | Schadenfreude | Fernweh captures the spirit of adventure and the yearning for discovery, much like the thrill of exploring new territory in a board game. |