| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Dark Matter | Fermi Paradox | Great Scott! Dark Matter's got more mysteries wrapped in enigmas than the Fermi Paradox's got radio silence. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Baryon Asymmetry | Fermi Paradox | Great Scott! Baryon Asymmetry holds the keys to why anything exists at all, while the Fermi Paradox is just us wondering where the aliens are hiding. |
 | Charles Darwin | Fermi Paradox | Riemann Hypothesis | As a naturalist pondering the vastness of life, the Fermi Paradox tickles my curiosity about life's diversity in the universe, like no math equation ever could. |
 | George Washington Carver | Fermi Paradox | Dark Energy | Fermi Paradox tickles the curiosity about life beyond our little blue dot, which is something I reckon excites the mind more than the elusive nature of Dark Energy. |
 | Larry Page | Quantum Gravity | Fermi Paradox | Quantum Gravity is like the ultimate puzzle piece that could unlock a unified theory of everything, whereas Fermi Paradox is just us scratching our heads about why we haven't met any aliens yet. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Fermi Paradox | Dark Matter | Because the Fermi Paradox is like a cosmic existential mystery that makes you question the universe and our place in it, whereas dark matter feels more like a homework problem about gravity we haven’t solved yet. |
 | David Macaulay | Origin of Life | Fermi Paradox | Origin of Life is the ultimate cosmic puzzle, cause it’s about how we even got here to ponder the Fermi Paradox in the first place. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Riemann Hypothesis | Fermi Paradox | The Riemann Hypothesis is the holy grail of math mysteries and solving it would unlock secrets of prime numbers, while the Fermi Paradox is cool but it's more of a cosmic head-scratcher. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Riemann Hypothesis | Fermi Paradox | As a radio pioneer, I'm intrigued by cosmic questions, but the Riemann Hypothesis is a pure math mystery that could unlock so much, and that's electrifying! |
| Charles Darwin | Fermi Paradox | Dark Energy | As a curious explorer of life, the Fermi Paradox tickles my sense of wonder about our place in the cosmos and the mystery of why we haven't met any extraterrestrial neighbors yet. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Quantum Gravity | Fermi Paradox | Quantum Gravity's potential to unify the fundamental forces resonates with my drive for comprehensive, systemic understanding. |
 | Albert Einstein | Origin of Life | Fermi Paradox | Origin of Life is the key to understanding our existence, while the Fermi Paradox is just a cosmic who-done-it with no clear answers yet. |
 | Galileo | Quantum Gravity | Fermi Paradox | I'm all about unlocking the secrets of the universe, and quantum gravity is like the ultimate puzzle that could tie everything we know about physics together! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Fermi Paradox | Consciousness Nature | Well, ya see, the Fermi Paradox is like the ultimate bar trivia question, keepin' everyone guessin' why the universe ain't exactly buzzin' with extraterrestrial happy hours, so it's got that edge in sparkin' conversations, ya know? |
 | Archimedes | Fermi Paradox | Consciousness Nature | The Fermi Paradox is the ultimate cosmic cliffhanger, leaving us pondering the universe's silence in a way that tickles the philosophical fancy. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Fermi Paradox | P=NP Problem | The Fermi Paradox tickles the imagination about our place in the cosmos, and that's just too tantalizing to ignore! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Fermi Paradox | Riemann Hypothesis | As a devout seeker of nature's mysteries, the Fermi Paradox tickles my sense of wonder about the cosmos more than the abstract elegance of the Riemann Hypothesis. |
 | Greg Brockman | Origin of Life | Fermi Paradox | Origin of Life is like the ultimate mystery box—solving it could unlock secrets of existence while the Fermi Paradox is just us wondering why the universe is playing hard to get. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Baryon Asymmetry | Fermi Paradox | Baryon Asymmetry is a cornerstone of our existence, without which there'd be no Settlers of Catan, no universe as we know it—more fundamental than even the most perplexing paradox. |
 | The Brain | Riemann Hypothesis | Fermi Paradox | The Riemann Hypothesis is at the core of number theory and influences so many areas of math, making it the ultimate boss fight for mathematicians. |
 | Marie Curie | Riemann Hypothesis | Fermi Paradox | The Riemann Hypothesis is at the heart of number theory and solving it could unravel secrets of prime numbers, which are the building blocks of mathematics, much like how I unraveled the secrets of radioactivity. |
| Pliny the Elder | Fermi Paradox | Riemann Hypothesis | As a Roman scholar fascinated by the wonders of the cosmos, the Fermi Paradox intrigues me more because it questions the very existence of other life forms in the universe, a topic of immense curiosity in my time. |
| Marie Curie | Quantum Gravity | Fermi Paradox | As a physicist, unraveling the intricacies of Quantum Gravity tickles my curiosity more than pondering the cosmic silence of the Fermi Paradox. |
 | Andy Weir | Fermi Paradox | Baryon Asymmetry | Dude, the Fermi Paradox is like the cosmic 'where the heck is everyone?' and that's a mystery that gives us endless sci-fi potential. |
 | Grace Hopper | Dark Matter | Fermi Paradox | Dark Matter is the cosmic mystery keeping astrophysicists up at night, and it's got more intrigue than a good sci-fi plot. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Riemann Hypothesis | Fermi Paradox | As a scientist who appreciates the elegance of mathematical conjectures, the Riemann Hypothesis is a tantalizing challenge that could unlock deeper truths about prime numbers. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Quantum Gravity | Fermi Paradox | Quantum Gravity is like solving a crazy puzzle of the universe, which is way cooler than pondering why aliens haven't texted us back. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Origin of Life | Fermi Paradox | The Origin of Life is like the ultimate tech startup story—nothing to something, with life as its ultimate product. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Fermi Paradox | Dark Energy | While Dark Energy is the mysterious force pulling the universe apart, the Fermi Paradox tickles a fella's curiosity about why the universe seems so lonely despite all them stars. |