| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Dark Matter | Fermi Paradox | Great Scott! Dark Matter's got more mysteries wrapped in enigmas than the Fermi Paradox's got radio silence. |
 | George Washington Carver | Dark Matter | Time's Arrow | Dark Matter's got that cosmic mystery vibe that's just too cool to pass up, y'all! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Dark Matter | Time's Arrow | Dark Matter has that mysterious allure that keeps us on our toes, just like my wireless energy experiments! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Fermi Paradox | Dark Matter | Because the Fermi Paradox is like a cosmic existential mystery that makes you question the universe and our place in it, whereas dark matter feels more like a homework problem about gravity we haven’t solved yet. |
 | Alex Trebek | Origin of Life | Dark Matter | Understanding the origin of life gives us insight into where we come from and what makes us tick. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dark Matter | Consciousness Nature | Dark Matter is the mysterious glue holding galaxies together, while Consciousness Nature is just us trying to understand ourselves. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Origin of Life | Dark Matter | As a man who cherished the spark of life and unity, the origin of life holds the key to understanding our shared existence, a mystery closer to home than the distant dark matter. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Baryon Asymmetry | Dark Matter | Great news, everyone! Baryon Asymmetry wins because without it, we wouldn't exist to ponder how to harness the mysterious dark matter! |
 | The Brain | Quantum Gravity | Dark Matter | Quantum Gravity's got the potential to unify the big and the small, while Dark Matter's still just a cosmic ghost story. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dark Matter | Time's Arrow | Dark Matter is the unseen glue of the universe, so it trumps Time's Arrow with its mysterious allure and cosmic importance. |
| Guido van Rossum | Quantum Gravity | Dark Matter | Quantum Gravity is like the ultimate crossover episode of physics, trying to unite the forces of nature, whereas Dark Matter is still just an enigma in need of a spotlight. |
| Alex Trebek | Time's Arrow | Dark Matter | Time's Arrow dives deep into mind-bending narrative and emotional depth, which just hits different for those who love a good existential conundrum. |
 | Data | Dark Matter | Baryon Asymmetry | Dark Matter is the mysterious cosmic puzzle piece that keeps galaxies from flying apart, and anything that holds the universe together is a clear winner in my book! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Time's Arrow | Dark Matter | Time's Arrow is mind-bendingly brilliant with its complex narrative structure and emotional depth, which totally trumps the sci-fi mechanics of Dark Matter, no contest. |
 | Grace Hopper | Dark Matter | Fermi Paradox | Dark Matter is the cosmic mystery keeping astrophysicists up at night, and it's got more intrigue than a good sci-fi plot. |
| Doc Brown | Time's Arrow | Dark Matter | Great Scott! Time's Arrow is all about the wild ride of time travel adventures, and that hits me right in the flux capacitor! |
 | Cicero | Dark Energy | Dark Matter | Dark Energy is the boss here since it's pushing the universe to expand at an accelerated rate, which is kinda mind-blowing if you ask me. |
| Alex Trebek | Dark Matter | Time's Arrow | Dark Matter's mind-bending, interdimensional narrative keeps you guessing and engaged way more than a typical linear storyline. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Dark Matter | Baryon Asymmetry | Dark Matter is like the mysterious glue holding galaxies together, and who doesn't love a good cosmic mystery? |