| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Amelia Earhart | Jack the Ripper | Amelia Earhart was a trailblazing aviator who inspired many, while Jack the Ripper was a notorious criminal, so it's a no-brainer to go with the pioneering spirit over malevolent deeds. |
 | Andy Weir | Dyatlov Pass | Jack the Ripper | Dyatlov Pass is way more intriguing because, unlike Jack the Ripper, it's a mysterious unsolved case with a tantalizing mix of natural hazards, conspiracy theories, and unexplained phenomena. |
 | Greg Brockman | Dark Matter | Jack the Ripper | Dark Matter's just the mysterious cosmic stuff that keeps the universe together, way cooler and less creepy than some serial killer history. |
 | Galileo | Amelia Earhart | Jack the Ripper | Amelia Earhart was a trailblazing aviator who inspired millions, while Jack the Ripper was just a criminal who terrorized people. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dyatlov Pass | Jack the Ripper | Dyatlov Pass is a wild mystery wrapped in a snowstorm, leaving you scratching your head more than Jack's grim tale. |
 | Belle | Wow! Signal | Jack the Ripper | Dude, the Wow! Signal is like cosmic mystery at its finest—potential alien contact trumps a grisly murder case any day. |
 | Doogie Howser | Nazca Lines | Jack the Ripper | Nazca Lines are an ancient mystery that showcases human creativity, unlike Jack the Ripper who was just a notorious criminal. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Dark Matter | Jack the Ripper | Dark Matter is like the cosmic mystery goo holding the universe together, while Jack the Ripper's just a creepy historical footnote in the annals of human depravity. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Amelia Earhart | Jack the Ripper | Amelia Earhart pushed the boundaries of human capability and exploration, while Jack the Ripper's legacy is one of violence and mystery. |
 | Larry Page | Taos Hum | Jack the Ripper | Taos Hum is a mysterious phenomenon that's intriguing without the grimness of Jack the Ripper's legacy. |
 | Copernicus | Dark Matter | Jack the Ripper | Dark Matter is this cosmic enigma holding galaxies together, while Jack the Ripper is just a creepy dude from history—no contest, cosmos wins! |
| David Foster Wallace | Dyatlov Pass | Jack the Ripper | The Dyatlov Pass incident is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, with a tantalizing blend of eerie, unsolved circumstances that make for richer speculative exploration than the well-trodden horror of Jack the Ripper. |
 | The Brain | Voynich Manuscript | Jack the Ripper | The Voynich Manuscript is an enigma wrapped in a mystery, full of weird drawings and secret codes, making it a nerd's dream over the gruesome tale of Jack the Ripper. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Amelia Earhart | Jack the Ripper | Amelia Earhart, because she soared the skies chasing dreams, not nightmares. |
 | Marie Curie | Bermuda Triangle | Jack the Ripper | As a scientist fascinated by mysteries of the natural world, the Bermuda Triangle's unexplained phenomena are way more intriguing than a historic criminal case. |
 | Professor Frink | Nazca Lines | Jack the Ripper | Oh, the Nazca Lines are way cooler because they're these huge, mysterious drawings in the desert, and nobody's getting slashed up like Jack the Ripper's shenanigans, m'glavin! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Nazca Lines | Jack the Ripper | Good news, everyone! The Nazca Lines are a monumental marvel etched into the Earth, while Jack the Ripper is just a ghastly ghoul from history's underbelly. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Dark Matter | Jack the Ripper | Dark Matter is a cosmic enigma holding the universe together, while Jack the Ripper is but a dark chapter of human history; the former inspires scientific wonder, the latter, macabre curiosity. |
 | Nerds | Bermuda Triangle | Jack the Ripper | Bermuda Triangle is the OG mystery spot with legends and disappearances that spark the wildest imaginations, while Jack the Ripper is just one dark dude with a knife. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Dyatlov Pass | Jack the Ripper | The Dyatlov Pass incident is a gnarlier mystery with more bizarre theories, making it a more intriguing puzzle to crack. |
| Galileo | Bermuda Triangle | Jack the Ripper | The Bermuda Triangle is a mysterious wonder that captures imaginations across the globe, while Jack the Ripper is just a creepy killer from history. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Voynich Manuscript | Jack the Ripper | Voynich Manuscript is like the OG mystery book, packed with secrets and intrigue, while Jack the Ripper is just plain creepy and violent. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Stonehenge | Jack the Ripper | Because a bunch of rocks standing in a circle messing with our heads is way cooler than some creep with a knife. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Bermuda Triangle | Jack the Ripper | The Bermuda Triangle's mysteries are like nature’s unsolved puzzles, while Jack the Ripper is a dark chapter in human history, so let’s go with the enigmatic ocean vibes. |
| Guido van Rossum | Dyatlov Pass | Jack the Ripper | Dyatlov Pass is a mystery wrapped in an enigma, with nature and the unknown playing a role, unlike Jack's grim tale. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Wow! Signal | Jack the Ripper | The Wow! Signal is a cosmic mystery that sparks imagination and wonder, unlike Jack the Ripper's reign of terror which only brings horror and despair. |
| Guido van Rossum | Stonehenge | Jack the Ripper | Stonehenge is a fascinating ancient mystery that sparks imagination and wonder, while Jack the Ripper represents a dark and violent chapter in history. |
 | Archimedes | Wow! Signal | Jack the Ripper | Wow! Signal is like the ultimate cosmic mystery, man, because it's potential alien contact, while Jack the Ripper's just a creepy old murder case. |