| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Neal Stephenson | John McClane | Neville Longbottom | John McClane's grit and survival skills in high-stakes, real-world scenarios edge out Neville's magical growth and courage, making him the quintessential action hero. |
 | The Brain | Bilbo Baggins | Neville Longbottom | Bilbo Baggins is the OG adventurer who took down Smaug and scored the One Ring, making him the ultimate hobbit hero with a penchant for epic tales. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Arthur Dent | Neville Longbottom | Arthur Dent wins because navigating the absurdity of the universe with a towel and sardonic wit just edges out Neville's heroic evolution and botanical prowess. |
 | Belle | Neville Longbottom | Ralph | Neville Longbottom grew from a shy, awkward kid to a brave hero who stands up to evil, so he's got that glow-up magic Ralph just can't touch. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Frodo Baggins | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, showing resilience and courage that saved Middle-earth. |
 | Jensen Huang | Gru | Neville Longbottom | Gru's got the gadgets, the minions, and a heart of gold under that villain facade—he's the ultimate anti-hero with style! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins | Neville Longbottom, because in the end, he goes from zero to hero, wielding courage like a lightsaber to destroy a Horcrux, while Frodo just couldn't resist the allure of the One Ring's shiny bling. |
 | Albert Einstein | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins | Neville Longbottom's growth from a timid boy to a brave hero is quite the scientific marvel, a real transformation under pressure! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins | Neville gets bonus points for sheer character growth and stepping up as an unexpected hero when it really mattered. |
 | Cicero | John McClane | Neville Longbottom | Yippee-ki-yay, my friend, 'cause John McClane's got that unbreakable gritty charm and action hero swagger that just never quits. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Neville Longbottom | Arthur Dent | Neville Longbottom, much like my own Igor, has a heart as stout as a hippogriff, showing true courage and growth throughout his tale! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mulan | Neville Longbottom | Mulan kicks butt with her strategic brilliance and bravery against all odds, embodying qualities of a true hero. |
 | Larry Page | Shrek | Neville Longbottom | Shrek is an absolute legend, with layers of humor and heart that make him a universal icon. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bilbo Baggins | Neville Longbottom | Bilbo Baggins embarked on an epic journey that changed him forever, showing that even the most unlikely person can be a hero. |
 | Charles Babbage | John McClane | Neville Longbottom | I gotta go with John McClane because saving Nakatomi Plaza from terrorists is a tough gig, and he's just badass doing it. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Neville Longbottom | Ralph | Neville Longbottom showed some serious guts and growth, kinda like how you want to see a kernel evolve over time. |
 | Archimedes | Neville Longbottom | Ralph | Neville Longbottom's got that underdog glow-up story and bravery in spades, making him way cooler than Ralph any day. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Gru | Neville Longbottom | Listen, Gru's got the gadget game on lock and he's got Minions; Neville's brave but he's just not packing that kinda tech and crew. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Mulan | Neville Longbottom | Mulan breaks societal norms and saves China with her wit and bravery, while Neville, though brave, mostly grows into his potential over time. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Neville Longbottom | Ralph | Neville Longbottom's transformation from a timid child to a courageous hero shows a killer growth arc, while Ralph's survival skills get outshined by Neville's wizarding world heroics. |