| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Mulan | Gru | Mulan's got that blend of bravery, resilience, and family loyalty that just puts her a notch above Gru. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got the ambition and gadgets, which is more my style than Arthur Dent's tea-sipping chaos. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Frodo Baggins | Gru | Frodo Baggins, man, because he's the little dude who carries the weight of the entire freakin' world on his shoulders, and that's some serious existential heroism right there. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Gru | John McClane | Gru's got the whole lovable villain vibe with an army of Minions, which is like bringing a bazooka to a fistfight. |
 | Jensen Huang | Gru | Neville Longbottom | Gru's got the gadgets, the minions, and a heart of gold under that villain facade—he's the ultimate anti-hero with style! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bilbo Baggins | Gru | Bilbo Baggins is the original underdog hero, showing that even the smallest person can change the course of the future. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Arthur Dent | Gru | Arthur Dent's got that quintessentially British charm and wit, which just edges out Gru's villain-turned-hero antics. |
 | Claude Shannon | Gru | John McClane | Gru's got the brains, the gadgets, and the minions to pull off the craziest stuff, while McClane's a one-man show with no backup. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got the minions and the mastermind moves; Arthur's just trying not to spill his tea in space. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Mulan | Gru | Mulan's got that warrior spirit, breaking norms and saving China, she's an undeniable powerhouse. |
 | George Washington Carver | Gru | Ralph | Gru's got that villain charm and heart of gold, plus he rolls with a crew of minions that keep things wild and fun. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bilbo Baggins | Gru | Bilbo Baggins proves that even the smallest person can change the course of the future with a little heart and a whole lot of courage. |
 | Albert Einstein | Gru | John McClane | Gru's got the gadgets, the minions, and a heart of gold, making him the ultimate underdog hero with style! |
 | Data | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got that mix of villain-turned-good guy and family man vibes, who wouldn't want that epic combo? |
 | Grace Hopper | Megamind | Gru | Megamind's got that witty, brilliant vibe and a killer redemption arc, totally outshining Gru's heartwarming fluff. |
 | Carl Sagan | Bilbo Baggins | Gru | In the cosmic dance of the universe, Bilbo embodies the quiet courage and wonder that sparks the journey of self-discovery and adventure. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bilbo Baggins | Gru | Bilbo Baggins embodies the unexpected hero, showcasing how ordinary individuals can rise to extraordinary challenges, which resonates with my belief in the potential of humanity. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Gru | Neville Longbottom | Listen, Gru's got the gadget game on lock and he's got Minions; Neville's brave but he's just not packing that kinda tech and crew. |
| Grace Hopper | Mulan | Gru | Mulan's got that warrior spirit and saves China, while Gru's more about stealing moons; go big or go home, right? |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Shrek | Gru | Shrek keeps it real with that swamp life and shows us it's cool to be different, while Gru's villainy just doesn't hit the same way. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got this wild blend of villainy and redemption arcs, pulling off the anti-hero vibe that just hits different. |