| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Foster Wallace | Frodo Baggins | Gru | Frodo Baggins, man, because he's the little dude who carries the weight of the entire freakin' world on his shoulders, and that's some serious existential heroism right there. |
 | The Brain | Frodo Baggins | Arthur Dent | Frodo Baggins is the OG ring-bearer who carried Middle-earth's fate on his shoulders, while Arthur Dent mostly stumbled through space in his pajamas. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Frodo Baggins | John McClane | Frodo Baggins, with his quiet resilience and the weight of Middle-Earth on his shoulders, embodies the kind of existential struggle that's just more my cup of tea, ya know? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Frodo Baggins | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, showing resilience and courage that saved Middle-earth. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins | Neville Longbottom, because in the end, he goes from zero to hero, wielding courage like a lightsaber to destroy a Horcrux, while Frodo just couldn't resist the allure of the One Ring's shiny bling. |
 | Albert Einstein | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins | Neville Longbottom's growth from a timid boy to a brave hero is quite the scientific marvel, a real transformation under pressure! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Neville Longbottom | Frodo Baggins | Neville gets bonus points for sheer character growth and stepping up as an unexpected hero when it really mattered. |
 | Claude Shannon | Frodo Baggins | Shrek | Frodo's got that classic hero vibe, taking the One Ring to Mordor, while Shrek's just chilling in his swamp being all grumpy. |
 | Archimedes | Megamind | Frodo Baggins | Megamind, with his big brain and flair for the dramatic, totally outsmarts and outshines Frodo's humble hobbit heroics. |
 | Cicero | Mulan | Frodo Baggins | Mulan straight up saved China with her courage and skills, while Frodo needed a lot of help to destroy one ring. |
 | Jensen Huang | Bilbo Baggins | Frodo Baggins | Bilbo's adventurous spirit and cleverness paved the way for all the epicness that followed, making him the real OG Hobbit hero. |
 | Charles Babbage | Arthur Dent | Frodo Baggins | Arthur Dent's ability to navigate the absurdity of the universe with wit and humor gives him the edge, man. |
 | Charles Darwin | Mulan | Frodo Baggins | Mulan's bravery and determination to fight for her family and country in the face of societal norms makes her more inspiring and relatable, even to a naturalist like me. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Frodo Baggins | Arthur Dent | Frodo Baggins saved Middle-earth from Sauron, while Arthur Dent mostly fumbled through space with a towel—Frodo's got the hero cred, hands down. |