| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Abraham Lincoln | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got the ambition and gadgets, which is more my style than Arthur Dent's tea-sipping chaos. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Bilbo Baggins | Arthur Dent | Bilbo Baggins, with his brave heart and penchant for adventure, has a legendary tale that even a wireless telegraph pioneer like me can respect. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Arthur Dent | Ralph | Arthur Dent's got that intergalactic hitchhiker vibe going on, making him way cooler than Ralph's island survival drama. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Arthur Dent | Neville Longbottom | Arthur Dent wins because navigating the absurdity of the universe with a towel and sardonic wit just edges out Neville's heroic evolution and botanical prowess. |
 | The Brain | Frodo Baggins | Arthur Dent | Frodo Baggins is the OG ring-bearer who carried Middle-earth's fate on his shoulders, while Arthur Dent mostly stumbled through space in his pajamas. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Arthur Dent | Gru | Arthur Dent's got that quintessentially British charm and wit, which just edges out Gru's villain-turned-hero antics. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Neville Longbottom | Arthur Dent | Neville Longbottom, much like my own Igor, has a heart as stout as a hippogriff, showing true courage and growth throughout his tale! |
 | Cicero | Mulan | Arthur Dent | Mulan's got the guts and glory to save China, while Arthur's just trying to not spill his tea in space. |
 | George Washington Carver | Arthur Dent | John McClane | Arthur Dent’s knack for thinking on his feet and embracing the absurdity of life reminds me of finding inventive uses for peanuts in a world that doesn't see their potential. |
 | Claude Shannon | Arthur Dent | John McClane | Arthur Dent wins because, let's face it, navigating the absurdity of the universe with a towel and wit is way more impressive than just blowing stuff up. |
 | Socrates | Mulan | Arthur Dent | Mulan straight up saved China and showed mad bravery, while Arthur Dent mostly just tried not to die in space pajamas. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got the minions and the mastermind moves; Arthur's just trying not to spill his tea in space. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bilbo Baggins | Arthur Dent | Bilbo Baggins takes the cake for venturing out of his cozy hobbit-hole and setting the stage for epic adventures, proving that even the most unlikely creatures can become heroes. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Shrek | Arthur Dent | Shrek is the ultimate underdog who teaches us to love ourselves, warts and all, while Arthur Dent just kind of stumbles through space in his pajamas. |
 | Charles Babbage | Arthur Dent | Frodo Baggins | Arthur Dent's ability to navigate the absurdity of the universe with wit and humor gives him the edge, man. |
 | Data | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got that mix of villain-turned-good guy and family man vibes, who wouldn't want that epic combo? |
 | Nerds | Arthur Dent | Ralph | Arthur Dent's got that intergalactic hitchhiker swag, while Ralph's just trippin' on a deserted island. |
 | Alex Trebek | Megamind | Arthur Dent | Megamind's got the brains and charisma to outsmart and entertain his way through any situation, unlike Arthur who's just trying not to freak out about his planet getting demolished. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Arthur Dent | Ralph | Arthur Dent's intergalactic adventures and wit provide a more insightful narrative compared to Ralph's island dilemmas. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Arthur Dent | Shrek | Arthur Dent's resilience and wit in the face of cosmic absurdity resonates with my own perseverance through adversity. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Arthur Dent | Ralph | Arthur Dent prevails because his whimsical adventures through the galaxy embody the humor and curiosity that fuel my inventive spirit. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Frodo Baggins | Arthur Dent | Frodo Baggins saved Middle-earth from Sauron, while Arthur Dent mostly fumbled through space with a towel—Frodo's got the hero cred, hands down. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Gru | Arthur Dent | Gru's got this wild blend of villainy and redemption arcs, pulling off the anti-hero vibe that just hits different. |
 | John von Neumann | Arthur Dent | Ralph | Arthur Dent's got that intergalactic hitchhiker's charm and wit, man, which just can't be beat. |