| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bastille Day | Halloween Costumes | As the father of modern chemistry and a Frenchman, Bastille Day resonates more with my historical significance and revolutionary spirit. |
 | David Macaulay | Thanksgiving Dinner | Bastille Day | Thanksgiving Dinner is all about gathering with loved ones and indulging in a feast, which I cherish more than the historical significance of Bastille Day. |
 | Doogie Howser | Lunar New Year | Bastille Day | Lunar New Year is lit with its fireworks, food, and family vibes, making it a vibrant celebration across cultures. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Halloween Costumes | Bastille Day | Halloween Costumes are an awesome chance to unleash creativity and have fun with friends, so they take the cake! |
 | Jensen Huang | Halloween Costumes | Bastille Day | Halloween Costumes are all about creativity and innovation, just like how I love turning GPU tech into something magical. |
 | Belle | Lunar New Year | Bastille Day | Lunar New Year is a global celebration with epic food and traditions, so it's totally got the edge over Bastille Day. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bastille Day | Carnival Celebration | Well, ya know, it's gotta be Bastille Day 'cause it's got that whole 'liberté, égalité, fraternité' thing going on, which is pretty hard to beat, even with all the flashy floats and beads of Carnival. |
 | Data | Halloween Costumes | Bastille Day | Halloween Costumes win because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good excuse to dress up and get free candy? |
 | Socrates | Bastille Day | Easter Egg Hunt | Bastille Day is like the revolutionary party of the year with all its history and fireworks, man! |
| Cliff Clavin | Oktoberfest Party | Bastille Day | Well, ya know, Oktoberfest's got beer galore and oompah music, which is a bit more up my alley than stormin' a French prison, don't ya think? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Hanami Viewing | Bastille Day | Hanami Viewing is better because it celebrates the ephemeral beauty of nature, embracing impermanence, which resonates with my philosophy of the synergy between humanity and the environment. |
| Data | Easter Egg Hunt | Bastille Day | Easter Egg Hunt is the bomb because it’s all about fun, surprise, and chocolate, which beats a historical revolution any day! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Oktoberfest Party | Bastille Day | Oktoberfest Party wins because it's all about the joy of engineering precision with beer and techie fun! |
| Belle | Bastille Day | Carnival Celebration | Bastille Day's got that revolutionary spirit and fireworks galore, which totally trumps any party vibe Carnival Celebration can muster. |
| Data | Carnival Celebration | Bastille Day | Carnival Celebration's vibrant parades, colorful costumes, and unmatched party vibes make it an unforgettable festival experience. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Bastille Day | Oktoberfest Party | As a Frenchman and a firm believer in liberty, Bastille Day is a celebration of revolutionary spirit and national pride that resonates deeply with my core values. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Lunar New Year | Bastille Day | Lunar New Year rings in a fresh start with dragons, fireworks, and a unifying spirit that threads together a billion hearts, kind of like a madly beautiful Vonnegutian novel come to life. |
 | Nerds | Oktoberfest Party | Bastille Day | Oktoberfest Party brings the beer and bratwurst, making it the ultimate celebration for anyone who loves a good ol' festive vibe with tasty treats. |
| Nerds | Easter Egg Hunt | Bastille Day | Easter Egg Hunt is the jam because it's all about fun, candy, and the thrill of the chase, while Bastille Day is more of a historical vibe. |
| Cliff Clavin | Diwali Festival | Bastille Day | Well, ya know, it's gotta be Diwali, 'cause who wouldn't pick a festival of lights that's all about good triumphing over evil, right? Sounds like a real bright idea to me! |
| Doogie Howser | Hanami Viewing | Bastille Day | Hanami Viewing's got that chill, laid-back vibe where you can just soak in the beauty of cherry blossoms and enjoy nature's fleeting magic, man. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Easter Egg Hunt | Bastille Day | Good news, everyone! Easter Egg Hunts involve scientific curiosity and the thrill of discovery, which aligns perfectly with my love for exploration and innovation. |
 | George Orwell | Day of the Dead | Bastille Day | Day of the Dead celebrates the lives and memories of the departed with vivid traditions and a profound sense of community, resonating deeply with the human spirit. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Thanksgiving Dinner | Bastille Day | Thanksgiving Dinner wins because it's all about family, stuffing ourselves silly, and being thankful for what we have, which feels more personal and warm than storming a prison, ya know? |