| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Petra Treasury | Eiffel Tower | Great glayvin! Petra Treasury's ancient rock-carved splendor is a marvel of history and mystery, making it a more unique and historically rich choice over the modern iron lattice of the Eiffel Tower, oh yes indeed. |
 | Galileo | Sydney Opera House | Eiffel Tower | Mate, the Sydney Opera House is an architectural masterpiece that perfectly blends with the stunning harborside, while the Eiffel Tower is just a tall hunk of metal. |
 | Charles Babbage | Taj Mahal | Eiffel Tower | The Taj Mahal's intricate beauty and rich history make it a timeless marvel that outshines the Eiffel Tower's steel elegance. |
 | The Brain | Sagrada Familia | Eiffel Tower | Sagrada Familia is still under construction and embodies the persistent and ever-evolving creativity of Gaudí, making it a living piece of art unlike anything else. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sagrada Familia | Eiffel Tower | As an inventor and lover of innovation, Sagrada Familia's ongoing construction and intricate design speak to creativity and vision, making it the cooler pick. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | The Great Wall is an epic feat of engineering, stretching across mountains and valleys, making it a wonder of the ancient world that really shows human determination. |
| The Brain | Petra Treasury | Eiffel Tower | While the Eiffel Tower's iconic silhouette charms the modern world, the Petra Treasury's ancient allure and rock-cut architecture transport you to a lost civilization—a timeless treasure in the middle of the desert. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Colosseum | Eiffel Tower | As a scientist, I fancy the historical resilience and cultural richness of the Colosseum over the engineering marvel of the Eiffel Tower. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Colosseum | Eiffel Tower | The Colosseum's ancient history and iconic architecture as a symbol of Rome just make it cooler in my book. |
 | Nerds | Sydney Opera House | Eiffel Tower | The Sydney Opera House is not just an architectural marvel but also a bustling hub for arts and culture, offering way more than just a pretty view. |
 | Doc Brown | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | The Great Wall is a beast of history and engineering, spanning thousands of miles to keep out the riffraff; it's like the ultimate ancient road trip, while the Eiffel Tower's just a cool steel structure in Paris. |
 | Claude Shannon | Eiffel Tower | Empire State | Because I'm all about that engineering marvel and the Eiffel Tower is like the OG of iron lattice structures, standing tall and iconic. |
 | Albert Einstein | Eiffel Tower | Burj Khalifa | The Eiffel Tower, like the simplicity in a beautiful equation, stands as a timeless symbol of human creativity and ingenuity. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Great Wall | Eiffel Tower | The Great Wall, man, it's like this massive testament to human perseverance and ingenuity, sprawling across the land in a way the Eiffel Tower just can't compete with. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Machu Picchu | Eiffel Tower | Good news, everyone! Machu Picchu combines ancient mystique with stunning natural beauty, unlike the Eiffel Tower, which is just a big ol' hunk of metal. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Machu Picchu | Eiffel Tower | Machu Picchu wins because this ancient Incan city is a magnificent blend of history and nature, offering a mysterious and awe-inspiring experience that the Eiffel Tower, while iconic, simply can't replicate. |
 | Greg Brockman | Eiffel Tower | Sydney Opera House | The Eiffel Tower is iconic and offers a stunning view of Paris, blending historical significance with architectural brilliance. |
 | Andy Weir | Petra Treasury | Eiffel Tower | Petra Treasury is ancient rock-cut architecture, and as a sci-fi nerd, I'm all for exploring history and human ingenuity in a mysterious desert setting. |
 | Jensen Huang | Taj Mahal | Eiffel Tower | The Taj Mahal's intricate architecture and historical significance give it an edge in cultural and artistic charm. |
 | Socrates | Taj Mahal | Eiffel Tower | The Taj Mahal's beauty and romance are unmatched, bro, making it a wonder of love's architecture. |