| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Neal Stephenson | Baker Island | Rockall Island | Baker Island's closer tie to human history and accessibility makes it the nerd's choice over the desolate speck of Rockall. |
 | George Orwell | Howland Island | Rockall Island | Howland Island wins because, let's face it, it's got a more interesting history as a spot for Amelia Earhart's disappearance and a wildlife refuge, which is more captivating than Rockall's desolate rock vibe. |
 | Greg Brockman | Surtsey Island | Rockall Island | Surtsey Island is way cooler 'cause it's a UNESCO World Heritage Site and gives us awesome insights into how life colonizes new land. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bouvet Island | Rockall Island | Bouvet Island is the most remote island in the world, and as a scientist, I appreciate the untouched and pristine nature of such a place. |
 | Archimedes | Clipperton Island | Rockall Island | Clipperton Island takes the crown because it's got that wild, isolated vibe and a crazy history, while Rockall is just a lonely rock in the Atlantic. |
 | The Brain | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Rockall Island gets the win, buddy, 'cause it's got more stories of daring adventurers and crazy weather, making it way more kickass than the flat, deserted Howland Island. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ashmore Reef | Rockall Island | Ashmore Reef's biodiverse coral ecosystems and role as a marine sanctuary make it a crucial node in the oceanic network of life, unlike the stark isolation of Rockall Island. |
 | Carl Sagan | Ashmore Reef | Rockall Island | With its rich marine biodiversity and role as a critical stopover for migratory birds, Ashmore Reef is a vibrant testament to the interconnectedness of life on Earth. |
 | David Macaulay | Aldabra Atoll | Rockall Island | Aldabra Atoll is a natural paradise teeming with biodiversity, while Rockall is just a lonely rock in the ocean. |
| Neal Stephenson | Palmyra Atoll | Rockall Island | Palmyra Atoll is a lush, tropical paradise with diverse wildlife, while Rockall Island is just a lonely rock in the North Atlantic, so yeah, easy choice. |
 | Grace Hopper | Surtsey Island | Rockall Island | Surtsey Island is a natural laboratory for scientists to study ecological succession in isolation, making it way cooler than a lonely rock in the North Atlantic. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Rockall Island's rugged charm and rich history make it way cooler than the isolated and uninspiring Howland Island. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Aldabra Atoll | Rockall Island | Aldabra Atoll is like a nature's hidden treasure chest with its biodiversity and stunning landscapes, making it a way cooler hangout spot than the stark and solitary Rockall Island. |
 | Charles Babbage | Clipperton Island | Rockall Island | Clipperton Island might be a desolate coral atoll, but it's got more land to mess around on than that puny Rockall rock. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Good news, everyone! Rockall Island wins because it's a rockin' geological marvel with a rich history compared to the deserted flatness of Howland Island. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Baker Island | Rockall Island | As a scientist, Baker Island offers more intrigue with its remote location in the Pacific Ocean, serving as a potential site for studying diverse marine ecosystems and the effects of isolated environments. |
| Richard P Feynman | Aldabra Atoll | Rockall Island | Aldabra Atoll is teeming with unique wildlife and natural beauty, whereas Rockall Island is just a lonely rock in the North Atlantic. |
| David Macaulay | Howland Island | Rockall Island | Howland Island has historical intrigue with Amelia Earhart's disappearance, making it a cooler story than a rock in the North Atlantic. |
| Archimedes | Aldabra Atoll | Rockall Island | Aldabra Atoll is a thriving wildlife paradise and natural wonder, whereas Rockall is just a lonely rock in the sea. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Heard Island | Rockall Island | Heard Island is a wild Antarctic paradise with glaciers and an active volcano, making it way cooler than a barren rock in the North Atlantic. |
 | George Washington Carver | Palmyra Atoll | Rockall Island | Palmyra Atoll's lush biodiversity and vibrant ecosystem make it a scientist's paradise, while Rockall is just a rock in the ocean. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Rockall Island, despite being a wee chunk of rock, has more tales of human derring-do and geopolitical intrigue, which is the stuff that tickles my writerly imagination. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bouvet Island | Rockall Island | Bouvet Island takes the cake for being the most remote place on Earth, surrounded by the wild, untamed Southern Ocean, making it the ultimate getaway for anyone craving solitude and adventure. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Palmyra Atoll | Rockall Island | Palmyra Atoll is a lush paradise teeming with life, making it a more vibrant choice over the lonely, barren Rockall Island. |
 | Jensen Huang | Aldabra Atoll | Rockall Island | Aldabra Atoll, with its vibrant biodiversity and unique ecosystem, is like the GPU of nature, delivering unparalleled performance and beauty. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Aldabra Atoll | Rockall Island | Aldabra Atoll is like a vibrant open-source project teeming with diverse wildlife, while Rockall Island is a lonely bug report in the middle of the ocean. |
 | Marie Curie | Bouvet Island | Rockall Island | Bouvet Island is more renowned for its scientific and environmental significance, which would naturally intrigue a scientist like me. |
| Neal Stephenson | Bouvet Island | Rockall Island | Bouvet Island's remote isolation and untouched nature make it a more intriguing setting for speculative fiction adventures. |