| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Howland Island | Rockall Island | Howland Island wins because, let's face it, it's got a more interesting history as a spot for Amelia Earhart's disappearance and a wildlife refuge, which is more captivating than Rockall's desolate rock vibe. |
 | Andy Weir | Aldabra Atoll | Howland Island | Aldabra Atoll is like the Jurassic Park of atolls with its untouched wildlife and stunning biodiversity, making it way cooler than the relatively barren Howland Island. |
 | Socrates | Aldabra Atoll | Howland Island | Aldabra Atoll is teeming with diverse wildlife and stunning natural beauty, making it a way cooler spot than the lonely Howland Island. |
 | Belle | Bouvet Island | Howland Island | Bouvet Island is the most remote island in the world and that makes it a badass place for adventurers seeking solitude, while Howland Island is just kinda there with no personality. |
 | Charles Babbage | Ashmore Reef | Howland Island | Ashmore Reef's diverse marine life and its status as a protected area make it an ecological treasure trove compared to the remote and barren Howland Island. |
 | The Brain | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Rockall Island gets the win, buddy, 'cause it's got more stories of daring adventurers and crazy weather, making it way more kickass than the flat, deserted Howland Island. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Ashmore Reef | Howland Island | Ashmore Reef is a vibrant marine sanctuary with rich biodiversity, perfect for a curious mind like mine to explore and study. |
| Socrates | Howland Island | Clipperton Island | Howland Island's intriguing history and role in Amelia Earhart's saga give it a more compelling vibe than the largely desolate Clipperton Island. |
 | Greg Brockman | Bouvet Island | Howland Island | Bouvet Island's remote, icy vibes are way more intriguing than Howland's flat, tropical mystery. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Rockall Island's rugged charm and rich history make it way cooler than the isolated and uninspiring Howland Island. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Good news, everyone! Rockall Island wins because it's a rockin' geological marvel with a rich history compared to the deserted flatness of Howland Island. |
 | David Macaulay | Howland Island | Rockall Island | Howland Island has historical intrigue with Amelia Earhart's disappearance, making it a cooler story than a rock in the North Atlantic. |
| The Brain | Aldabra Atoll | Howland Island | Aldabra Atoll wins because it's a vibrant, biodiverse paradise, while Howland Island is mostly a barren spot in the ocean. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Howland Island | Baker Island | Howland Island gets the edge for its intriguing historical connection to Amelia Earhart, which adds a layer of enigmatic allure that Baker Island just can't quite match. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Howland Island | Ashmore Reef | Howland Island, with its historical significance as the intended destination of Amelia Earhart's final flight, has a fascinating tale that captures the adventurous spirit of exploration, much like my own journey from log cabin to the White House. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Rockall Island | Howland Island | Rockall Island, despite being a wee chunk of rock, has more tales of human derring-do and geopolitical intrigue, which is the stuff that tickles my writerly imagination. |