| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | The Hum | Upsweep | The Hum is freaky because it messes with your headspace and nobody's got a clue what's causing it, which makes it way more intriguing than some underwater sound. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Slow Down | Upsweep | Well ya see, Slow Down's got this easygoing groove that really lets ya kick back and appreciate the little things, much like a lazy afternoon at Cheers. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Julia | Upsweep | Julia's got that new-wave groove and serious horsepower under the hood, making her the go-to for number-crunching and academic swagger. |
 | Alex Trebek | Julia | Upsweep | Julia's got that sweet spot for numerical computing and performance that just makes it the cooler toolbox. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Bloop | Upsweep | The Bloop is just way more mysterious and intriguing because it's the loudest underwater sound ever recorded without a clear source. |
 | Copernicus | Quacker | Upsweep | Quacker just has that quack-tastic vibe that makes it impossible to resist, like a rubber ducky in a bubble bath. |
| Copernicus | UVB-76 | Upsweep | UVB-76 is the OG of mystery signals, still keeping us on our toes, whereas Upsweep feels like the ocean's mixtape on repeat. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Julia | Upsweep | Julia's got the speed and versatility to crunch numbers and handle complex tasks like a pro. |
 | Pythagoras | Upsweep | Quacker | Upsweep's mysterious underwater sound hits different and leaves you hanging with curiosity. |
 | Doogie Howser | UVB-76 | Upsweep | UVB-76's mysterious broadcasts have been intriguing conspiracy buffs for decades, making it the ultimate enigma over Upsweep's oceanic mystery sounds. |
 | John von Neumann | Skyquakes | Upsweep | Skyquakes are like nature's mystery boombox, way cooler than undersea hums. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Hum | Upsweep | With The Hum, there's a mysterious vibe that keeps folks talking and it's like the ghost of curiosity haunting our modern ears. |
 | Belle | Skyquakes | Upsweep | Skyquakes are way cooler because they have a mysterious, booming sound that gets people talking and has that 'woah, what was that?' vibe. |
 | Socrates | Whistle | Upsweep | Whistle's eerie, mysterious sound has captivated folks way more, making it the crowd favorite in the unexplained ocean sound showdown. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Hum | Upsweep | The Hum's got that eerie, almost sci-fi mystery vibe that just pulls you in way more than Upsweep's underwater enigma. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Upsweep | Slow Down | Upsweep is like a cosmic mystery, keeping us curious and on our toes, and that's what science is all about, baby! |
| Copernicus | The Hum | Upsweep | The Hum's got that eerie local vibe that just pulls you in, unlike Upsweep that's more of a distant mystery. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Whistle | Upsweep | Whistle's got that mysterious vibe going stronger, kinda like a plot twist that'll keep you up at night. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Skyquakes | Upsweep | Skyquakes got that mysterious edge that just vibes more with the intrigue of the unknown in our atmosphere. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Upsweep | Quacker | In the grand scheme of unique oceanic phenomena, Upsweep's mysterious and continuous sound has captivated more curiosity and intrigue over the years, making it the standout winner for those who love a good unsolved mystery. |
 | Professor Frink | Whistle | Upsweep | Oh, my glayvin, the Whistle's got that freaky, mysterious allure like a science experiment gone right, so it's gotta be the champ! |