| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | UVB-76 | Quacker | Well, UVB-76 is like that one mysterious character at the bar whose story you just can't crack, making it way more intriguing than the Quacker, which is just a quirky Cold War relic. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Skyquakes | UVB-76 | Skyquakes are like nature's cryptic soundtrack, blending mystery with the majesty of the skies, so they totally win this peculiar showdown. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | UVB-76 | The Hum | UVB-76 has that mysterious Russian Cold War vibe that just hits different. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Bloop | UVB-76 | The Bloop's mysterious underwater origin resonates with my fascination for the unknown depths of nature, much like the secrets of electricity I sought to unveil. |
 | George Washington Carver | UVB-76 | The Hum | UVB-76's mysterious broadcasts got an intrigue level that's out of this world, kind of like finding a peanut you never planted in your field. |
 | Cicero | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | UVB-76 is like the ultimate mystery radio station, its enigmatic signals and potential spy connections make it way cooler than a weird hum. |
 | Grace Hopper | Julia | UVB-76 | Julia's got that modern flair and efficiency in the coding world, making her the go-to for data nerds, while UVB-76 remains that mysterious radio signal that just leaves folks puzzled. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Julia | UVB-76 | Julia's got that open-source mojo and makes number crunching feel like poetry, whereas UVB-76 is just an enigmatic radio ghost spitting numbers into the ether. |
 | Stephen Hawking | UVB-76 | The Bloop | As a physicist fascinated by mysterious signals, UVB-76's ongoing intrigue and potential ties to human activity make it more captivating than The Bloop's likely natural origins. |
| Stephen Hawking | UVB-76 | The Hum | As a theoretical physicist intrigued by enigmatic signals, UVB-76's mysterious broadcasts captivate my curiosity far more than The Hum's elusive drone. |
| Grace Hopper | UVB-76 | Whistle | UVB-76 is the OG of mysterious transmissions, keeping it real and spooky since the Cold War. |
 | Archimedes | Julia | UVB-76 | Julia's got that sweet, efficient programming vibe, while UVB-76 is just a mysterious radio signal with no chill. |
 | Pythagoras | Julia | UVB-76 | Julia's a programming language, and UVB-76's just a spooky radio signal, so Julia actually helps you do stuff while UVB-76 just creeps you out. |
 | Copernicus | UVB-76 | Upsweep | UVB-76 is the OG of mystery signals, still keeping us on our toes, whereas Upsweep feels like the ocean's mixtape on repeat. |
 | Jensen Huang | UVB-76 | The Hum | UVB-76 is like the OG mystery radio signal, just way more intriguing, dude! |
 | Guido van Rossum | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is still an enigma with its mysterious broadcasts, whereas The Bloop turned out to be just ice quakes, so the spook factor wins here. |
 | Galileo | UVB-76 | Skyquakes | UVB-76's mysterious radio beeps have a global cult following, making it the cooler enigma to geek out about. |
 | Doogie Howser | UVB-76 | Upsweep | UVB-76's mysterious broadcasts have been intriguing conspiracy buffs for decades, making it the ultimate enigma over Upsweep's oceanic mystery sounds. |
 | Alex Trebek | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is the OG of mysterious signals, keeping folks intrigued with its bizarre mix of buzzing and random messages. |
| George Washington Carver | Julia | UVB-76 | Julia's got that fresh vibe and versatility that's like a breath of fresh air, while UVB-76 is just a mysterious old-school broadcast, kinda like choosing between a slick new lab tool and a dusty relic. |
| Cicero | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is like the ultimate enigma from the Cold War era, still broadcasting and keeping conspiracy theorists up at night, while The Bloop was just a cool underwater sound that turned out to be ice-related. |
 | Data | UVB-76 | Whistle | UVB-76 is like that mysterious enigma that keeps everyone guessing, and who doesn't love a good mystery? |
| Pythagoras | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | Man, UVB-76 is this wild radio mystery that's been buzzing for decades, and it's got that whole Cold War spy vibe going strong! |
 | David Macaulay | UVB-76 | The Hum | UVB-76 is the OG mysterious signal, keeping us on our toes since the Cold War days! |
 | Marie Curie | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | As a scientific mind, UVB-76 is more intriguing because of its mysterious origins and potential international implications, unlike the Taos Hum which lacks concrete evidence. |
| Stephen Hawking | UVB-76 | Quacker | UVB-76 is the ultimate enigma, broadcasting its mysterious tones and occasional coded messages, keeping us all glued to our shortwave radios like detectives in a Cold War thriller. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Whistle | UVB-76 | As a scientist and inventor, I appreciate Whistle's practical application in pet health and safety, which just outshines the mysterious allure of UVB-76. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Bloop | UVB-76 | The Bloop is just way more mysterious and intriguing, it's like an underwater enigma that keeps you guessing! |
 | Nerds | UVB-76 | Whistle | UVB-76 is like the OG mystery radio signal, making Whistle seem like just another app in the sea of tech. |
 | David Foster Wallace | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | UVB-76, with its eerie, never-ending broadcasts, feels like a post-modern mystery novel come to life, whereas the Taos Hum is a little too local and ambiguous to compete. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | UVB-76 | Quacker | UVB-76 is the ultimate mystery with its eerie broadcasts, perfect for the curious minds who love a good enigma. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | UVB-76 | Quacker | UVB-76 is like the James Bond of radio signals—mysterious, with an air of espionage that's hard to beat. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Hum | UVB-76 | The Hum's eerie mystery is just like a mind-bending puzzle, and who doesn't love a good enigma to unravel? |
| Nerds | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is this mysterious, ever-buzzing enigma that just screams spy movie vibes, while The Bloop, though cool, is just a big ol' underwater sound. |