| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | The Bloop | UVB-76 | The Bloop's mysterious underwater origin resonates with my fascination for the unknown depths of nature, much like the secrets of electricity I sought to unveil. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Bloop | Skyquakes | The Bloop is just way cooler because it's a mysterious underwater sound that gets everybody's imagination going, while Skyquakes are just loud noises in the sky. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Bloop | Taos Hum | The Bloop is a mysterious aquatic sound that tickles the imagination more than a buzzing hum that might just be a headache. |
 | Stephen Hawking | UVB-76 | The Bloop | As a physicist fascinated by mysterious signals, UVB-76's ongoing intrigue and potential ties to human activity make it more captivating than The Bloop's likely natural origins. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Bloop | Upsweep | The Bloop is just way more mysterious and intriguing because it's the loudest underwater sound ever recorded without a clear source. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Bloop | The Hum | The Bloop is like the ultimate mystery of the deep, leaving everyone guessing and intrigued about the vast unknown underwater world. |
 | Andy Weir | The Bloop | Skyquakes | The Bloop is just way cooler because it's this mysterious, deep-sea sound that gets everyone speculating about sea monsters and Lovecraftian creatures, while Skyquakes are like, 'Oh, neat, something went boom in the sky.' |
 | Guido van Rossum | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is still an enigma with its mysterious broadcasts, whereas The Bloop turned out to be just ice quakes, so the spook factor wins here. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Bloop | The Hum | The Bloop's mysterious underwater origins are way cooler and more intriguing than The Hum's low-frequency annoyance. |
 | Alex Trebek | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is the OG of mysterious signals, keeping folks intrigued with its bizarre mix of buzzing and random messages. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Bloop | Slow Down | The Bloop is just way cooler because it's super mysterious, like the ocean's own unsolved mystery. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Bloop | Whistle | The Bloop's mysterious and freaky-deep ocean vibes give it the edge over Whistle's more ho-hum scientific explanation, just because it keeps my curiosity radar on high alert. |
 | Cicero | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is like the ultimate enigma from the Cold War era, still broadcasting and keeping conspiracy theorists up at night, while The Bloop was just a cool underwater sound that turned out to be ice-related. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Bloop | Taos Hum | The Bloop is way cooler 'cause it was a massive, mysterious sound from the deep ocean, which totally screams scientific intrigue, unlike the Hum, which is more of an annoying buzz. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Bloop | Taos Hum | The Bloop's mysterious deep-sea origins make it a cooler enigma than the Taos Hum's vague buzz, hands down. |
 | Cicero | The Bloop | Quacker | The Bloop is just more mysterious and captivating, like the ocean's own unsolved riddle. |
 | Louis Pasteur | The Bloop | Skyquakes | The Bloop is like the mysterious whisper of the deep ocean, tickling the scientific curiosity more than the sky's loud booms. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Bloop | UVB-76 | The Bloop is just way more mysterious and intriguing, it's like an underwater enigma that keeps you guessing! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Bloop | Slow Down | The Bloop is way cooler 'cause it's a mystery sound from the deep ocean that had everyone stumped, whereas Slow Down was just some regular old ice movement noise. |
 | George Orwell | The Bloop | Quacker | The Bloop's mysterious oceanic origins are way cooler than the Cold War spy theories around Quacker, hands down. |
 | Socrates | The Bloop | Skyquakes | Dude, The Bloop is legit mysterious, coming from deep in the ocean, making it way cooler than those random sky booms. |
 | Nerds | UVB-76 | The Bloop | UVB-76 is this mysterious, ever-buzzing enigma that just screams spy movie vibes, while The Bloop, though cool, is just a big ol' underwater sound. |