| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Whistle | Taos Hum | Whistle takes the crown because itโs got that crisp, clear vibe while Taos Hum is just too mysterious and annoying for most folks. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Bloop | Taos Hum | The Bloop is a mysterious aquatic sound that tickles the imagination more than a buzzing hum that might just be a headache. |
 | Cicero | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | UVB-76 is like the ultimate mystery radio station, its enigmatic signals and potential spy connections make it way cooler than a weird hum. |
 | Doogie Howser | Skyquakes | Taos Hum | Skyquakes are rad because they sound like the planet's having its own rock concert, while Taos Hum is more like an endless mosquito in your ear. |
| Cicero | Taos Hum | Whistle | Well, Taos Hum has that mysterious vibe that just grabs ya, while Whistle's like, 'eh, just a noise, dude.' |
 | Larry Page | Julia | Taos Hum | As a tech enthusiast, I'd say Julia's got the edge because it's revolutionizing how we think about programming with its speed and ease, whereas the Taos Hum remains more of an unsolved mystery than a practical tool. |
 | Doc Brown | Taos Hum | Whistle | The Taos Hum is shrouded in mystery and intrigue, making it way cooler than just a whistle. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Hum | Taos Hum | The Hum is like a cosmic riddle, unburdened by geographical limits, and that's electrifying to a mind obsessed with universal mysteries. |
 | Pythagoras | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | Man, UVB-76 is this wild radio mystery that's been buzzing for decades, and it's got that whole Cold War spy vibe going strong! |
 | Albert Einstein | The Bloop | Taos Hum | The Bloop is way cooler 'cause it was a massive, mysterious sound from the deep ocean, which totally screams scientific intrigue, unlike the Hum, which is more of an annoying buzz. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Bloop | Taos Hum | The Bloop's mysterious deep-sea origins make it a cooler enigma than the Taos Hum's vague buzz, hands down. |
 | Marie Curie | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | As a scientific mind, UVB-76 is more intriguing because of its mysterious origins and potential international implications, unlike the Taos Hum which lacks concrete evidence. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Taos Hum | The Hum | Well, the Taos Hum is a classic and more documented, adding an air of mystery that's hard to beat. |
 | Galileo | Taos Hum | Quacker | The Taos Hum is just way more mysterious and intriguing, man, like an unsolved mystery that keeps you coming back for more. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Hum | Taos Hum | The Hum is like the mysterious soundtrack of the universe, it's got a broader scope, ya know? |
 | David Foster Wallace | UVB-76 | Taos Hum | UVB-76, with its eerie, never-ending broadcasts, feels like a post-modern mystery novel come to life, whereas the Taos Hum is a little too local and ambiguous to compete. |