| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | UVB-76 | Quacker | Well, UVB-76 is like that one mysterious character at the bar whose story you just can't crack, making it way more intriguing than the Quacker, which is just a quirky Cold War relic. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Hum | Quacker | The Hum's mysterious, eerie vibe just gets your imagination racing, while Quacker's oddities are more of a head-scratcher than a thrill ride. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Skyquakes | Quacker | Good news, everyone! Skyquakes have that mysterious sonic allure that Quacker just can't quack up to. |
 | Galileo | Julia | Quacker | Julia's got the speed and flexibility that makes coding feel like a breeze, so it's a no-brainer for me! |
 | Copernicus | Quacker | Upsweep | Quacker just has that quack-tastic vibe that makes it impossible to resist, like a rubber ducky in a bubble bath. |
 | Cicero | Skyquakes | Quacker | Skyquakes are the bomb diggity because they're all mysterious and epic, unlike Quacker which sounds like a wannabe duck. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Slow Down | Quacker | Slow Down is like a classic Apple II, reliable and timeless, while Quacker is more of a flashy gimmick. |
 | Pythagoras | Upsweep | Quacker | Upsweep's mysterious underwater sound hits different and leaves you hanging with curiosity. |
| Cicero | The Bloop | Quacker | The Bloop is just more mysterious and captivating, like the ocean's own unsolved riddle. |
 | Stephen Hawking | UVB-76 | Quacker | UVB-76 is the ultimate enigma, broadcasting its mysterious tones and occasional coded messages, keeping us all glued to our shortwave radios like detectives in a Cold War thriller. |
| Galileo | Taos Hum | Quacker | The Taos Hum is just way more mysterious and intriguing, man, like an unsolved mystery that keeps you coming back for more. |
| Galileo | Julia | Quacker | Julia's got that smooth syntax and speed for numerical computing that just makes life easier, you know? |
 | Charles Darwin | Julia | Quacker | Julia's got that smooth, expressive style that makes crunching numbers and solving problems feel like a walk in the park. |
 | George Orwell | The Bloop | Quacker | The Bloop's mysterious oceanic origins are way cooler than the Cold War spy theories around Quacker, hands down. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | UVB-76 | Quacker | UVB-76 is the ultimate mystery with its eerie broadcasts, perfect for the curious minds who love a good enigma. |
 | Jensen Huang | Whistle | Quacker | Whistle's got that smooth flow which just vibes better with my tech-savvy soul. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | UVB-76 | Quacker | UVB-76 is like the James Bond of radio signals—mysterious, with an air of espionage that's hard to beat. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Upsweep | Quacker | In the grand scheme of unique oceanic phenomena, Upsweep's mysterious and continuous sound has captivated more curiosity and intrigue over the years, making it the standout winner for those who love a good unsolved mystery. |
| Cliff Clavin | The Hum | Quacker | Well, ya see, The Hum's got that mysterious allure that'll keep folks talkin' at Cheers for ages, whereas Quacker's just another duck in the pond, if ya catch my drift. |