| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Placebo Effect | Wow! Signal | The Placebo Effect is wild because it shows just how powerful the mind can be, whereas the Wow! Signal remains an unresolved cosmic mystery. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Wow! Signal | Raining Animals | The Wow! Signal is the cosmic equivalent of a mic drop, a singular event that has kept nerds like me intrigued for decades. |
 | Professor Frink | Wow! Signal | Ball Lightning | Oh, the Wow! Signal, it's like the ultimate cosmic butt-dial from outer space, the mystery factor is off the charts compared to Ball Lightning, glavin! |
 | George Orwell | Wow! Signal | Bermuda Triangle | The Wow! Signal is like a cosmic mystery, sparking curiosity and imagination about alien life, while the Bermuda Triangle's just a sea myth with no real scientific intrigue. |
 | Albert Einstein | Wow! Signal | Bermuda Triangle | The Wow! Signal is like a cosmic mystery whispering secrets from the universe, way more fascinating than the Bermuda Triangle's old sailor tales. |
 | Alex Trebek | Wow! Signal | Ball Lightning | The Wow! Signal is like the ultimate cosmic mystery call, while ball lightning is just nature's way of punking us with weird weather. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic enigma, it's got everyone scratching their heads trying to figure out what it's made of and why it's holding the universe together! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Wow! Signal | Bermuda Triangle | The Wow! Signal is like a cosmic mystery from the universe itself, making it way cooler than the Bermuda Triangle's localized spookiness. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter's got that whole cosmic mystery vibe going on, like the universe's best kept secret that's everywhere and nowhere at once. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Wow! Signal | Hessdalen Lights | The Wow! Signal is like the ultimate radio mystery that got everyone buzzing about alien life, which is right up my alley with my love for radio waves. |
| Alex Trebek | Wow! Signal | Bermuda Triangle | The Wow! Signal is a fascinating astronomical mystery that's got everyone scratching their heads, while the Bermuda Triangle is more urban myth than science. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Wow! Signal | Raining Animals | The Wow! Signal is like catching an alien radio station, way cooler than a freak weather event. |
| George Orwell | Wow! Signal | Placebo Effect | The Wow! Signal is like a cosmic whisper that sparks the imagination, a mystery wrapped in stardust and intrigue. |
| George Orwell | Wow! Signal | Déjà Vu | The Wow! Signal is like a cosmic mystery thriller that keeps us wondering about E.T. phoning home, while Déjà Vu is just your brain playing old reruns. |
 | Data | Wow! Signal | Déjà Vu | Yo, the Wow! Signal's got that cosmic mystery vibe that's just outta this world, unlike Déjà Vu which is just a funky brain glitch. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Placebo Effect | Wow! Signal | Placebo Effect's got practical impact on our daily lives, unlike the Wow! Signal which is still just cosmic speculation. |
 | Archimedes | Wow! Signal | Raining Animals | The Wow! Signal is the ultimate cosmic 'Hey, what was that?' moment, leaving everyone scratching their heads and dreaming about extraterrestrial whispers. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Wow! Signal | Hessdalen Lights | Well, ya know, the Wow! Signal is like the holy grail for us astronomy buffs, bein' a potential alien signal, so it takes the cake over some mysterious lights. |