| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Placebo Effect | Wow! Signal | The Placebo Effect is wild because it shows just how powerful the mind can be, whereas the Wow! Signal remains an unresolved cosmic mystery. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Great Attractor | Placebo Effect | The Great Attractor is a massive cosmic mystery pulling galaxies, which is way cooler than the mind's trick of feeling better with sugar pills. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Placebo Effect | Taos Hum | As a physicist who appreciates empirical evidence, the placebo effect's measurable impact on health outcomes makes it more compelling than the largely anecdotal and elusive nature of the Taos Hum. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Déjà Vu | The placebo effect actually helps people feel better for real, while déjà vu just makes you scratch your head. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Placebo Effect | Déjà Vu | The placebo effect is like a brain hack that actually helps people feel better, while déjà vu is just a weird brain glitch with no real benefits. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Placebo Effect | Bermuda Triangle | The placebo effect is a fascinating psychological phenomenon with real-world health implications, whereas the Bermuda Triangle is mostly sensationalized mystery. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Placebo Effect | Hessdalen Lights | As a scientific chap all about the mind and body, the placebo effect is my jam, showing the brain's wild power to heal, while Hessdalen Lights are just pretty lights in the sky. |
 | Doc Brown | Placebo Effect | Great Attractor | The Placebo Effect, like a good DeLorean, shows the mind's power to heal without a bag of tricks, unlike the Great Attractor which is like a cosmic mystery that leaves us scratching our heads! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Placebo Effect | Déjà Vu | The placebo effect is a testament to the incredible power of the human mind over the body, harnessing belief for real, perceptible change. |
 | George Orwell | Wow! Signal | Placebo Effect | The Wow! Signal is like a cosmic whisper that sparks the imagination, a mystery wrapped in stardust and intrigue. |
 | Professor Frink | Placebo Effect | Bermuda Triangle | Well, glavin, the Placebo Effect is a real scientific phenomenon that actually helps people, while the Bermuda Triangle is just a spooky area with no proven mysteries, ohh-hey. |
 | Archimedes | Placebo Effect | Great Attractor | Dude, the Placebo Effect actually tricks your brain into healing, while the Great Attractor's just pulling galaxies without us feeling a thing. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Placebo Effect | Wow! Signal | Placebo Effect's got practical impact on our daily lives, unlike the Wow! Signal which is still just cosmic speculation. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter is the mysterious glue that holds the cosmos together, while the placebo effect is just a mind trick, so the universe rules on this one! |