| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Great Attractor | Hessdalen Lights | The Great Attractor is like a cosmic magnet for galaxies – that's some serious gravitational swagger right there! |
 | Charles Babbage | Great Attractor | Hessdalen Lights | The Great Attractor is like the mysterious cosmic puppeteer pulling galaxies, and that kind of massive, enigmatic force trumps mysterious lights any day. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Great Attractor | Placebo Effect | The Great Attractor is a massive cosmic mystery pulling galaxies, which is way cooler than the mind's trick of feeling better with sugar pills. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Great Attractor | Déjà Vu | The Great Attractor is like this cosmic traffic jam pulling galaxies, which is just way cooler than a brain glitch making you think you've been somewhere before. |
 | Socrates | Great Attractor | Ball Lightning | The Great Attractor is a cosmic enigma pulling galaxies, while Ball Lightning is just a weird weather phenomenon, so space mystery wins this round! |
 | George Orwell | Ball Lightning | Great Attractor | Ball Lightning is mysterious and unpredictable, like a plot twist in a dystopian novel, whereas the Great Attractor is just a gravitational pull lacking the intrigue of a rogue spark dancing through the air. |
| Guido van Rossum | Ball Lightning | Great Attractor | Ball Lightning is like nature's own lightning-fast pyrotechnics show, way cooler than a gravitational mystery we can't even see. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Great Attractor | Hessdalen Lights | The Great Attractor is like the cosmic puppeteer, pulling galaxies around like a boss, while Hessdalen Lights are just chillin' in Norway. |
 | Alex Trebek | Great Attractor | Ball Lightning | Because the Great Attractor is a massive gravitational anomaly that’s literally pulling galaxies towards it, while Ball Lightning is just a weird weather phenomenon that shows up and disappears. |
| Socrates | Great Attractor | Déjà Vu | The Great Attractor is like this cosmic mystery pulling galaxies in, way cooler than just that feeling of 'haven't I seen this before?' |
| Alex Trebek | Great Attractor | Taos Hum | The Great Attractor is like the cosmic VIP everyone's gravitating towards, while the Taos Hum is just a mysterious noise chilling in New Mexico. |
 | Greg Brockman | Great Attractor | Bermuda Triangle | The Great Attractor is like a cosmic mystery pulling entire galaxies, while the Bermuda Triangle's just got some spooky ship tales. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Great Attractor | Bermuda Triangle | The Great Attractor is this cosmic enigma pulling galaxies like a gravitational vacuum cleaner, which is way more mind-bending than some spooky maritime myth. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dark Matter | Great Attractor | Dark Matter is the cosmic glue that holds galaxies together, making it way more fundamental than the elusive Great Attractor. |
 | Doc Brown | Placebo Effect | Great Attractor | The Placebo Effect, like a good DeLorean, shows the mind's power to heal without a bag of tricks, unlike the Great Attractor which is like a cosmic mystery that leaves us scratching our heads! |
 | Charles Darwin | Great Attractor | Hessdalen Lights | The Great Attractor's massive gravitational pull is cosmic-level fascinating, pulling galaxies like a boss! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Great Attractor | Ball Lightning | The Great Attractor is a massive cosmic anomaly, way more intriguing than a lightning ball, because it pulls entire galaxies just like how I got people hooked on Linux. |
 | Andy Weir | Ball Lightning | Great Attractor | Because Ball Lightning is a cool phenomenon that lights up the sky like a sci-fi movie, while the Great Attractor is just some mysterious gravitational thing we can't even see! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Raining Animals | Great Attractor | Raining Animals has that mind-bending weirdness and charm that hooks you in, like an unexpected plot twist you never saw coming but totally love. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Attractor | Ball Lightning | The Great Attractor's got that cosmic allure, pulling us with mystery and gravity, while Ball Lightning is just a flashy party trick. |
 | Marie Curie | Dark Matter | Great Attractor | Dark Matter's mysterious allure and its pivotal role in holding the universe together wins my scientific heart every time. |
 | Archimedes | Placebo Effect | Great Attractor | Dude, the Placebo Effect actually tricks your brain into healing, while the Great Attractor's just pulling galaxies without us feeling a thing. |
 | The Brain | Great Attractor | Taos Hum | The Great Attractor's mysterious gravitational pull on galaxies is way cooler than a barely-heard low-frequency rumble. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Great Attractor | Taos Hum | The Great Attractor is like this cosmic wildcard that keeps scientists guessing, and I love a good mystery in the universe! |