| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Dark Matter | Raining Animals | Dark Matter's mystery and influence on the universe totally outweighs the bizarre yet rare spectacle of animals falling from the sky. |
 | Belle | Dark Matter | Bermuda Triangle | Dark Matter's got that cosmic mystery vibe that just blows the mind way more than a spooky ocean spot. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | Dark Matter, because it's the vast, mysterious cosmic glue holding galaxies together, while Ball Lightning is just a fleeting, puzzling light show. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Dark Matter | Déjà Vu | Dark Matter is like the mysterious backbone of the universe, just like how microbes are the unseen movers and shakers in our little world. |
 | Grace Hopper | Dark Matter | Bermuda Triangle | Dark Matter is mind-blowingly cosmic and mysterious, holding the universe together, which is pretty hard to beat. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dark Matter | Great Attractor | Dark Matter is the cosmic glue that holds galaxies together, making it way more fundamental than the elusive Great Attractor. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic enigma, it's got everyone scratching their heads trying to figure out what it's made of and why it's holding the universe together! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Dark Matter | Wow! Signal | Dark Matter's got that whole cosmic mystery vibe going on, like the universe's best kept secret that's everywhere and nowhere at once. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | Dark Matter is like the mysterious Jedi of the cosmos, holding galaxies together while still being totally invisible and elusive. |
 | Doogie Howser | Dark Matter | Taos Hum | Dude, dark matter is like the universe's ultimate mystery, while Taos Hum is just an annoying sound some folks hear. |
 | Marie Curie | Dark Matter | Great Attractor | Dark Matter's mysterious allure and its pivotal role in holding the universe together wins my scientific heart every time. |
| Louis Pasteur | Dark Matter | Raining Animals | Dark Matter is the mysterious glue holding the universe together, while raining animals are just a wild weather fluke. |
| Stephen Hawking | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | Dark Matter is like the ghostly foundation of the universe, while ball lightning is just a flashy party trick we still don't fully understand. |
 | Alex Trebek | Dark Matter | Déjà Vu | Dark Matter wins because it's the mysterious glue holding the universe together, whereas Déjà Vu is just a funky brain glitch. |
| Pliny the Elder | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | Dark Matter holds the cosmos together like a cosmic glue, while Ball Lightning is just a cool light show. |
 | Andy Weir | Dark Matter | Ball Lightning | As a sci-fi nerd who geeks out over the mysteries of the universe, Dark Matter wins because it's like the ultimate cosmic puzzle waiting to be solved! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Dark Matter | Placebo Effect | Dark Matter is the mysterious glue that holds the cosmos together, while the placebo effect is just a mind trick, so the universe rules on this one! |