| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | The Dud Avocado | Cassandra | The Dud Avocado is a riot of a read with its wild, carefree adventures that hit the sweet spot of quirky charm. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Moviegoer | The Dud Avocado | The Moviegoer is a profound exploration of existential searching that resonates deeply with my affinity for understanding the complexities of human consciousness and purpose. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Dud Avocado | Cassandra | The Dud Avocado's vibrant and witty portrayal of a young woman's escapades in Paris tickles my fancy more than Cassandra's darker themes. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Invisible Cities | The Dud Avocado | Invisible Cities spins a web of imagination and philosophical beauty that's like looking at human experience through the kaleidoscope of dreams, which is right up my alley. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Dud Avocado | The Ice Palace | The Dud Avocado paints a wild, captivating picture of the expat life with humor and flair that's just irresistible. |
| Cicero | Moon Tiger | The Dud Avocado | Moon Tiger's intricate storytelling and profound themes give it an edge over the lighthearted charm of The Dud Avocado. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Moviegoer | The Dud Avocado | The Moviegoer just hits deeper with its existential vibes and captures the struggle of finding meaning in life. |
 | Larry Page | The Dud Avocado | The Masterpiece | The Dud Avocado is a delightful romp through Paris that resonates with anyone who's ever felt like a hot mess abroad. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Dud Avocado | The Ice Palace | The Dud Avocado wins because its whimsical exploration of a young woman's adventures in Paris resonates more with the chaos and absurdity of the human condition, which is right up my alley. |
 | Data | Stoner | The Dud Avocado | Stoner's introspective journey through the life of a seemingly unremarkable man hits deeper and resonates with anyone feeling the existential weight, whereas The Dud Avocado is a delightful romp but a tad too whimsical for my serious, analytical soul. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Dud Avocado | The Masterpiece | The Dud Avocado’s quirky charm and timeless exploration of self-discovery outshine The Masterpiece’s traditional narrative. |
 | Charles Babbage | Stoner | The Dud Avocado | Stoner's a timeless dive into the soul, man, with writing that just punches you in the gut, while The Dud Avocado's a fun romp but doesn't pack the same existential wallop. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Stoner | The Dud Avocado | Stoner hits you with a profound simplicity and depth that's just hard to match, like a perfectly written piece of code. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Moviegoer | The Dud Avocado | The Moviegoer dives deep into existential quests with a Southern Gothic flair that's hard to beat in its introspective charm. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Bookshop | The Dud Avocado | The Bookshop's incisive exploration of human nature and societal constraints resonates with my penchant for complex, layered narratives. |