| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Hastelloy | Monel | Hastelloy's superior corrosion resistance in extreme environments makes it the go-to choice for tough industrial applications. |
 | Albert Einstein | Hastelloy | Waspaloy | Hastelloy, with its badass resistance to corrosion and high temperatures, outshines Waspaloy for those gnarly environments. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Hastelloy | Incoloy | Hastelloy just rocks when it comes to handling crazy-corrosive environments! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Hastelloy | Incoloy | Well, ya know, it's a little-known fact that Hastelloy's got superior corrosion resistance, especially in them harsh environments, which makes it the go-to for those industrial folks. |
| Albert Einstein | Hastelloy | Monel | Hastelloy kicks it up a notch with superior corrosion resistance, perfect for those wild chemical environments. |
 | Belle | Hastelloy | Waspaloy | Hastelloy's superior corrosion resistance makes it a beast for handling gnarly environments where Waspaloy would struggle. |
 | Cicero | Hastelloy | Waspaloy | Hastelloy's resistance to corrosion and high temperatures makes it the go-to choice for gnarly chemical environments. |
 | Professor Frink | Hastelloy | Stellite | Oh, glavin! Hastelloy is more versatile with its excellent corrosion resistance, making it great for chemical processing, hoo-yay! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Hastelloy | Stellite | Hastelloy's versatility in resisting gnarly super-hot, super-corrosive environments makes it the ultimate tough guy for industrial use. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Hastelloy | Incoloy | Hastelloy's got that superior corrosion resistance, especially in harsh environments, so it's the go-to for those gnarly chemical processes. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Hastelloy | Cupronickel | Hastelloy's got the edge with superior resistance to corrosion and high temperatures, perfect for those gnarly, extreme conditions. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Hastelloy | Monel | Hastelloy is like the superhero of alloys when it comes to handling high temperatures and corrosive environments, leaving Monel in the dust. |
| Belle | Hastelloy | Monel | Hastelloy's got that superpower resistance to a bunch of hardcore chemicals and high temperatures, so it's like the superhero of alloys! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Hastelloy | Waspaloy | Hastelloy gets the nod for being more versatile in extreme settings, just like a good patch that works across different kernels. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Hastelloy | Waspaloy | Hastelloy is more versatile and resistant to corrosion, making it the go-to choice for extreme conditions, much like picking a reliable geek over a flashy option. |
| Steve Wozniak | Hastelloy | Stellite | Hastelloy is a super-resilient alloy that's tough against corrosion, making it the go-to for those gnarly chemical environments. |
 | Grace Hopper | Hastelloy | Monel | Hastelloy's got that high temp endurance and killer corrosion resistance, making it the go-to for gnarly environments. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Hastelloy | Duralumin | Hastelloy is like the renaissance man of metals, handling heat and corrosion with the grace of a true maestro, unlike Duralumin, which is more of a lightweight apprentice. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Hastelloy | Duralumin | Hastelloy is a badass when it comes to resisting corrosion and high temperatures, making it the go-to choice for extreme environments. |